Pluto

As long as we have Myles, I'm going to believe.

few things are more satisfying than seeing the ravens in hell

talking shit, not producing, full of (shit) excuses, and bitching about teammates. not great. not great.

verse really feeling more like thornhill every day

funniest possible outcome for the baker-stefanski revenge game

what the fuck.

the browns’ biggest crime today is giving tj wahh 2 (and counting) sacks

this game may actually be the kick in the teeth the browns’ offense needs so they realize they can’t play like shit for 90% of the game and pull it together for the last 2 minutes to win it because the defense had to save the game for the first 58 minutes

I NEED TAYLEN GREEN

*turns the game on at 1:10*

hold up… this GT-Pitt game going on right now is in the SAME stadium as the Browns-Steelers game tomorrow?? no wonder that field sucks ass every time they play on it 💀

if the browns still have 4 QBs on the roster after the trade deadline, then i question everything i thought i knew about life

one skill that i think i am better at than 99.9% of people is sleeping. i can sleep long. i can fall asleep fast. i can sleep anywhere. i can sleep any time. i can even sleep jacked on caffeine. i’m the allen iverson of sleep.

setting clocks back an hour the day after halloween is the only reasonable thing i’ve seen this year, and it is happening completely by accident

see? stephen a always knew what he was talking about.

gonna be a miracle if my heart survives this season

football gods having a redemption day in nashville

i will never click a sponsored link when i google something, because that’s just the type of petty bitch i am

i’ve clung to complete delusion about the browns for decades - i still think the 2017 team had playoff talent, but just caught a lot of bad breaks. going into this season, i finally accepted this was their year to get a good draft pick. they are doing this just to fuck with me.

victory monday, baby