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randy butternubs 🌝 retweeted
Get it done this year.
All good if you've made a resolution for 2024. Stick to it this go around.
You've started & stopped way too many times on the things you know you should be doing to improve the quality of your life.
Set the tone. Create a new default.
Me when any streaming site announces they’re raising the monthly fee: Oh my GOD NOT AGAIN. Stop scamming me 🥲
Me when Disney+ announces they’re raising the monthly fee: Ok mommy, I understand. Take whatever you need. 🫰🏼
Seriously considering saying F it to decorating my house like a normal grown adult and buying all the wacky weird decor of my dreams
I’m not sure if my obsession with the show “Hoarders” is because it helps me to get stuff done and clean… or if it’s because it just makes me feel better about my house lolol
Full disclosure: I lost my hamster somewhere in the house for 2 days because I accidentally left the top open after I fed it and Austin found her running around the house at 1:30am last night.
Boo, you lil rascal 😭 I’m just happy my dogs didn’t get to her before we could 😭
Me remembering how my bestie and I were arguing over something big dumb while both of us were getting married so people I don’t even care about anymore went to my wedding but not her:
Every time I think about breastfeeding again a lil part of me dies bc I know I won’t be able to take my ridiculous doses of ADHD meds and anti depressants
Just downloaded the Lemon8 app yesterday and I swear it’s the best parts of Tiktok, Instagram, and Pintrest all smashed into one and I L O V E it so far!
peach mango sprite zero from sonic
@GhostLifestyle energy drinks (namely the orange cream one)
powerade lemonade
agua de jamaica
iced matcha chai latte
