An insight into my brain

The way that the editing starts going into horror movie territory at the end sends me

Saw a dead long thread on Facebook full of stories about Philip causing havoc around various venues in Liverpool but I think my personal fave is this one about him getting turfed out of club 3000 bingo in Huyton HAHAHA #BBUK

Had to update the tier list #BBUK

Catrin and Harry practicing their eviction walks #BBUK

Harry wanting to get evicted to candy by robbie williams is so real because that is legit what I’d want my big brother exit/best bits song to be if I was a housemate 😭 #BBUK

Omar during this telling off in the diary room sounds like a year 3 kid using a thesaurus for the first time - like what is he even trying to SAY omg #BBUK

Not girl, so confusing playing over Harry trying to tell the time 😭😭😭😭 #BBUK

If Rochelle is so desperate to sleep in Rhiannas bed she should let the spider join in too x #BBUK

Me when the asda world food aisle has club orange and dairy milk mint crisp in stock x

Yasmin has been spending too much time with the abysmals I fear #BBUK

Not Philip name dropping Ringo Starr on fanmail deadline day #BBUK

Twinks entering her villain era AS SHE SHOULD #BBUK

Yasmin what are you doing diva #BBUK

This order is stressing me out #BBUK

Philip being drawn first for noms #BBUK

Gonna be like this at the noms I fear #BBUK

Catrin’s offer from big brother reminds me of the time me and my best mate stayed in an apartment for a few days and the kettle didn’t work and they wouldn’t replace it so I had to brew up in a saucepan #BBUK

Why do I get the vibe the wellbeing team came in and told them to sort their shit out #BBUK