No, I donโ€™t look like my pictures ๐Ÿ˜Œ

Le Chateau de Jo
Joined November 2010
โ€œThe skyline was hitting that dayโ€ The skyline in question:
define โ€˜thirst trapโ€™
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I spent my whole weekend building a mobile android device. Itโ€™s 9:44 the day before itโ€™s due and people asking questions Baby, Iโ€™m sleep ๐Ÿ˜…
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I need to be on a 6+ hour flight real soon or Iโ€™m going to crumbleโ€ฆ
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And nobody else better text me bout this shit
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Praying Miami mops the floor with the Hawks but alas Iโ€™ll be sleep either way.
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Alright I donโ€™t know who his friends are but someone call 911, he has been kidnapped. This is a cry for help.
Switching to brown rice has been awesome.
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I got a massive headache now and itโ€™s all Toniโ€™s fault. I shouldโ€™ve been put this phone down ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Is there a reason people donโ€™t put the prices on things and then ask you to DM them?? Like should I take that approach with these dogs?
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i really wish i could do casual but it's either soul burning intensity or i feel basically nothing for you
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
I would of just turned the oven off then got in the bed and cried like that video of stewie
I donโ€™t get it ๐Ÿ˜• I literally just used this the other day to make brownies Ramen it is. What a bummer ๐Ÿ˜• Thatโ€™s about $15 down the drain, plus another $15 for a new baking dish. I just cleaned the oven last month, ugh!
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I really need to build my own website ๐Ÿซ  Iโ€™m exhausted ok ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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And this lady told me the next two days Iโ€™m going to be miserable before I get betterโ€ฆ Iโ€™m cooked ainโ€™t I
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If it wasnโ€™t for the fact that I have reoccurring pneumonia I wouldโ€™ve just got an over the counter FluVID test instead of dropping money at urgent care Iโ€™m so damn annoyed right nowโ€ฆ.
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The spam shot my blood pressure to 140/90 The hell wrong with yallโ€ฆ
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Took 10hrs, finished this morning with errors. Making corrections then running it again.
This shit has an estimated completion time of 4amโ€ฆ maannnnnn
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What the FAWK he just wacked this nigga whole head off ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
Heโ€™ll Be Outta Office In 2yrs But Iโ€™ll NEVER Forgive The 77million Of U Who Did This To Our Country!!!! I Will Absolutely NEVER Forgive U!!!
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Flat Chested Shorty ๐ŸŒš retweeted
Imagine hurting her while she was lowering her standards just to love you. What a loss.
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I hate to admit it but Crystal Lake gooder den a bitch ๐Ÿ˜…
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I need to be better by Halloweenโ€ฆ I missed all the damn parties bro
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