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Joined November 2011
Replying to @IndianTechGuide
Sir, we know why you worked for 70 hours馃ぃ
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Worrying sign for Apple, Samsung and other smart phone makers selling phones in India. Post 2028, do not think they will survive once Indian companies like Manikchand group, DS group starts manufacturing smartphones here
BIG BREAKING 馃毃 Union Minister Ashwini Vaishnaw says India will have its own Apple and Samsung moment soon.
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Will Jio ipo go the way Reliance power ipo went or will it give decent listing gains?
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Indian techies are worried whether they will have job by end of this week, not who will be PM in 2029 or where India will be in 2047. For God's sake address the issues country is facing today
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I am ok to get 2% hike, NOT OK with that sad face of boss while handing over the increment letter as if he hasn't got any hike for last 10 years. 'Itna overacting nahi karne ka hai"
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What is difficult to handle, a tea that is cold as you were busy on a critical call, or a boss who is cold in his behavior. Tea can be again heated in a microwave, boss ka kya kare?
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Why corporate bosses behave like this as if they do not know us. A smile or a good morning won't decrease their 1 cr+ salary by 1 rupee!
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If you gave PM Modi 90 rating out of 100 in 2014, how much will you give him today (scale: 0 to 100)?
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How many of you agree in IT industry (may be other industry too), your relationship with boss ka boss is more important than your repport with your boss. If boss ka boss is happy with you, boss can't do any damage to you
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I just hope Mallikarjun Kharge's words does not work. Can not imagine India without Modi Ji. Do you think India will survive without Modi Ji as PM?
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India had primarily two 'kaals' till today 15th Aug 1947 to May 25th 2014 - Vish Kaal May 26th 2014 till today - Amrit Kaal From 2047 Jan 1st - Viksit Bharat Kaal
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Say it Sharad Purnima day or Kumara Purnima, full moon from Bangalore
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May be an unpopular opinion: Today India needs an economist who understands world and India before we are in a major crisis (if not already). I can not think of anyone else other than Dr. Raghuram Rajan
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In Odisha, today is celebrated as "Kumara Purnima". For full month (ending today), girls do pooja every evening, hoping to get a husband like Kumara (Kartikeya, Son of Shiva & Parvati). Miss those childhood days when sister will give me prasad to eat after puja
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Do you think India would have survived last 12.5 years without Modi Ji as PM? Like Covid, Multiple Wars, US Tariffs, China, Pakistan Aggression to name a few
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If there is a conflict between Gautam Adani and Mukesh Ambani tomorrow and Modi Ji has to take side of one. Whose side will he go?
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Never understood why boomers love Modi Ji so much! Most are retired Govt servants living on pension. Is it because of their sufferings in the hands of Indira Gandhi, Rajiv Gandhi? or they are part of some special WhatsApp groups?
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There are friends who scoff at me for eating a "Thali". I love this kind of South Indian thali, they call it oota here. It's wholesome, filling and prepared in clean hygiene Udupi restaurants popular across Bangalore and India. Who likes to eat these kind of meals?
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Not sure, how many of you attend film festivals. Let me share one of the best movies I have ever seen "An Elephant sitting still". Saw it in Bengaluru international film festival 7 years back. Hardly 50 people attended this movie screening, in between 20 odd left as it is a 'slow' movie with almost 4 hrs running time. The 30 who watched it till end, the impact it had on us. We talked so much. On last day the organizers played it again on public demand. Sad part the director Hu Bo's first movie and last (sadly he took his life before movie released). This movie ideally should be seen in a big screen. It's a sad movie with a charm can not be explained. See this anywhere if you get a chance. Much more than a masterpiece!
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The India we are handing over to future generation, whom they will blame for this mess? 1. Modi ji & Team 2. RG & India's opposition 3. The media & Judiciary that failed us. Or Nehru who died more than 60 years back
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A happy couple does not necessarily have to dance together, take photos together, post each other "I love you" thousand times in a day
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