Math teacher (M.A.T.) 🍎 she/her ✨AuDHD 🪴 *all thoughts and ideas are my own, pls don’t drag me*

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Joined March 2011
THIS IS SUCH HUGE NEWS
Alexandria teen becomes first child in state functionally cured of sickle cell disease
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Falling in love with somebody who stays patient with you while you unlearn survival mode has to be one of the most healing experiences a human can have and not everyone gets to experience it.
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Not everything is black and white sometimes things are pussy pink!
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Me at work fixing problems I didn't cause, with tools I was never given, under pressure I definitely didn't deserve.
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money comes back to me multipled. i get paid to do nothing. being rich is my birthright. i always have more than enough. my bank is always growing.
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i think one of my favorite feelings is laughing with you and realizing halfway through how much i love you and your existence
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money loves me so much. i’ve always been abundant. everything i touch turns to gold & money is extremely obsessed w me. wealth flows into my life so effortlessly, opportunities find me everywhere & i’m genuinely the luckiest person to ever exist. 💲🪞
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Knowing how to cook and knowing how to cook large batches of food for a lot of people is two completely different skill sets
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being sensitive is actually a curse bc how do i explain that your lack of excitement made me feel unwanted without sounding dramatic.
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"Why dont you ask chatgpt" "why dont you ask grok" mf I will go into a dark room with a mirror and chant bloody mary and ask her before I ask ai a mf thing
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If you ever had your tits sucked by a man who’s madly in love with you, you’d understand that there are levels to this shit.
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me at 8am sharp at work:
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My cousin was sexually assaulted, and some of the relatives asked, “Why didn’t she fight back?” I said, “Handing over your wallet when you're getting mugged is seen as a way to keep yourself safe. Yet when you comply during Sexual Assault, people ask why you didn't fight back.” Silence in the room
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apparently the only place left without ads is a book
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“I don’t believe in climate change.” Mate, it’s not a horoscope. The planet doesn’t need your belief to heat up.
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“As a woman you should” Me:
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everything used to be 20 dollars and now that i finally have 20 dollars everything is now 200 dollars
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THE. FACT. THAT. WE. STILL. DON'T. KNOW. WHAT. HAPPENED. TO. NOLAN. WELLS. IS. ANOTHER. EXAMPLE. OF. WHY. BLACK. PEOPLE. DON'T. HAVE. FAITH. IN. LAW. ENFORCEMENT.
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