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my glass is half full of heck yes! and probably a bit of dog hair... while all opinions are my own I reserve the right to always change my mind 🐶

Calgary, Alberta
Joined May 2017
Only assholes use these (yes, I see what I did there but it's true both ways 😐)
A recent study at Ryerson University tested 23 wipes with the "flushable" label and found only two that partially disintegrated. cbc.ca/1.5122173
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Replying to @GoAHealth
@GoAHealth helping you celebrate the one year anniversary of losing your Mum by: 🥳 putting a bill you've been trying to pay for months into collections 🥳 calling numerous times each day but not being able to help when you call back 🥳🥲
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Here we go, then - @Adele 🙌
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Replying to @Rogers
@Rogers thinks it's a good deal to increase the cost of a new iPhone by $40 above what @Apple is charging AND lock me into a 2 year term lolol #cybermonday #rogersripoff #yesihave17tabsopenwhatofit #FirstWorldProblems #rogerswireless
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Their new financing scheme is NOT A GOOD DEAL. Looked like a nice way to get people to recycle their phones, the fine print will set up most for failure and a loss of up to $600 @CRTCeng
Should I go to bed y/n
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Do what you can go make the world a slightly better place than it was when you woke up this morning 🧡 gf.me/u/y4tp7h
1. This video of a cougar "escorting" a hiker is going around & most people are just tweeting out the part where she's behaving aggressively What's missing is the part where he approached her kittens/cubs Also want to use this opportunity to talk about safety around large cats
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Real friends tell it like it is. Stream all seven seasons of #TheGoldenGirls now, only on Prime Video.

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PATAGONIA’s New Tag!
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I just subscribed to books/snacks/softcore bitchesgottaeat.substack.com…
"If you fight for your limitations you get to keep them" -@jimkwik Just going to post this all over the place as it has been running through my mind for days. Stay focused. Be awesome. Know you are amazing. Believe it 💙
I just took action to call for an immediate ban of racist and illegal police street checks. Demand transformative change to policing practices by signing this petition now! @bccla @hogans_alley @Vancouver_BLM @UBCIC @WISHvancouver #BanStreetChecks act.newmode.social/655590211…
Democracy in the United States has failed. And America knows that when a country needs democracy, you invade it. That's why we're calling on Canada to invade the United States and restore democracy. Sign the petition: dailyshow.com/InvadeUs
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Feeling a bit ornery tonight... Covid road signs: BC: "Be Kind, Stay Safe" Alberta: "Wash your hands and SMILE!" 🙄
Yoooo you won’t believe what just happened to me. I was scrolling through Twitter and saw a tweet referring to something I didn’t know, and instead of replying “explain this to me.” I just googled it. And now I know what it is. Like fuck, what a rush!
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Reminder: Lowe’s just donated 25 million to help minority owned businesses reopen. Home Depot founder donated 7 mil to Trump. Go to Lowe’s.
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Thanks to an anonymous donor, you can donate $10 of their money to an area that’s near and dear to your heart. It’s free to give and to participate. 🧡 Thanks #goodpin! good.pn/donate/eWN4EqpXZ2wAG…
Reminder that this perfect video exists:
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I just donated to CALGARY ZOO. You can too! canadahelps.org/en/dn/m/604
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Win SO MANY RAD BOOKS 😍😍 Perfect for #entrepreneurs — includes books, hydration kits, coffee, and much more. #giveaway #win kingsumo.com/g/db3vb4/7-of-m… I get more entries for re-tweeting but I'd be happy for you to be my competition in entering, just lend me the books plz? 😬
Mr. Poopybutthole's Beautiful Day @probzz
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