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Joined July 2020
?! god lock ur butches up
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the final one #holoctober
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Good evening
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Guys I was hacked okay and the only thing the hacker did was tweet out a name plz pray for me
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ethan, if you're reading this, i think it's funny you ruined your marriage
he's definitely reading everything because he finally unfollowed me yesterday
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I have a bladder the size of a walnut and the caffeine intake of 40 college students so I'm pissing every picosecond (peecosecond) but my kidneystones end up being the size of rice, so at the speed I shoot them out like Tom and Jerry spitting out watermelon seeds
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he used a clip of hasan reading a chat comment and then went spread the lie so far even ted cruz is repeating it now jennings is fucked
Hasan Piker confirms he has filed a defamation lawsuit against Scott Jennings for $72 million Jennings falsely claimed Piker thinks "the USA resume lynchings against black people"
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ill fitting, but useful
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misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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how do i fit a 5'3 105 lb chicken in my freezer
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creampie her call that loading the dishwasher
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why are your balls in My court
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Abusive niggas always got a bitch to beat
Bhad Bhabie's fiancé flexes her staying with him after all the ab*se allegations and che*ting allegations 😵‍💫
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is my OC noticeable?
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My biggest weakness (dry eyes/excessive blinking) meets my specific phobia. fuck me I guess
Survival horror game where your webcam tracks your real eyes and the monsters only move when you blink - Descend into an abandoned lab full of monsters - Scavenge what you can - Make it out before your eyes give in - Blinks can change the world around you Game is DON'T BLINK.
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I wish they invented mobile desktop computers... Laptops are so bad.
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Oysters when they want to make a pearl
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$44 billion incinerated and everybody still calls it Twitter. LOL
4 years ago today, Elon Musk bought Twitter.
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my dad deadass just told me "hard times make strong men and strong men make easy times, makes weak men and you are a weak man" and i jsut burst out laughing😭😭😭😭
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