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3 Screw Sarah

@HenkSarah

I identify as a silly/goose 🛸stay little and in the middle⚡️

 Hayward, WI
Joined July 2019
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How am I supposed to read a cow when I’m dyslexic
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If no one else can ride it I’d say ur not an awesome horse trainer
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Yes I do look just as dumb as I drive
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I bring a certain silly goose vibe to the function
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If you can’t be the sharpest tool in the shed you can always be the hoe
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Military grade pussy
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My boss told me I get like a cattle dog when we work cattle and I guess that adds up because I do in fact got that dawg in me
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I just wanna know who thought a round stirrup would be good for a flat foot
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How am I supposed to pop my pussy in these conditions
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More like on track to be a below average bridle horse
MARY (@h0neywiine) profile pictureMARY@h0neywiine19 Jul 2023
“On track for the futurities” My brother in Christ the horse is SIX. We’re halfway through Futurity season. Your either in this thing or not at this point. 🤣
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MTG smells like a house fire
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Remember kids always cut towards yourself and with excessive force
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Listen I was not bred for intelligence I was bred to be a ranch hand
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The line between cowy and neurotic is thin
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Horse trainers are just retards that are uncommonly good at riding horses
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This is how I’m built
Kyante Wilson 🦍 (@kyantewilson_) profile pictureKyante Wilson 🦍@kyantewilson_20 Jun 2023
Me singing both Timbaland and Nelly Furtado’s parts of the chorus in Promiscuous
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Oh to be a retired old horse grazing in a pasture
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Who is the fruit punching
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When u can’t remember if u closed the far gate or not but ur already running the cows into the pen
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Providing toilet paper for my own place of employment where I’m not even claimed as an employee has to be a record low
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“Workin hard or just hardly workin?” I’m workin just hard enough thank you very much
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