@HenryPaker

Comedian, writer, cartoonist. One bean of @beansaladpod INSTA henrypaker Voice rep: https://xitter.cf/t.co/ks9Ku9FuCz

 London
Joined October 2009
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TEN YEARS OF BEEF Today's new episode marks ten years since the first episode of Beef and Dairy Network was released.
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@amateuradam22 May 2025
My newest child, DEXTER PROCTER: THE 10-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR, is out today in paperback, complete with brilliant illustrations by Mr @HenryPaker. I'm obviously biased, but I think it's a very funny book for the children in your lives 🩺 penguin.co.uk/books/458753/d…
A blue book on a wooden table. DEXTER PROCTER THE 10-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR by Adam Kay, illustrated by Henry Paker. It features a picture of a child holding a stethoscope in a medical ward covered with toys and quotes "Hilarious" from The Guardian and "Original, Disgusting and Very Funny!" from Jacqueline Wilson.

ALT A blue book on a wooden table. DEXTER PROCTER THE 10-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR by Adam Kay, illustrated by Henry Paker. It features a picture of a child holding a stethoscope in a medical ward covered with toys and quotes "Hilarious" from The Guardian and "Original, Disgusting and Very Funny!" from Jacqueline Wilson.

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'WTAWTAW: The Purgatory Season' is here!!!! And we're kicking things off with the dynamic duo that is John Robins @nomadicrevery and @HenryPaker OUT NOW 🐀 listen.sonymusic-podcasts.li…
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On the B&DN feed today, an episode of JUMANJI: CWS. In today's episode the poet Michael Banyan interviews the actors Roger Westcott LeMaigrelay about whether he could, would and should have been in Jumanji. Featuring @HenryPaker and @atomcrowley
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Hello! I've made a short film, Daddy Superior, which stars @mrmikewozniak @CallMeCantrill and @sammytdobson and I'm screening it at @chaptertweets in Cardiff on Sunday at 2.30pm along with some other great short films. Tickets £5 - come come come! chapter.org/whats-on/spring-…
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It’s publication day! Little Badman and the Game of Nightmares is officially on the shelves. Whoop Whoop! @HumzaProduction @DhannyJoshi @BigDealFilms @Bitskoff @PuffinBooks
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Kараван (Caravan) ice cream review

Magnum review: Kazakhstan edition

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As Beefhead nears, a new episode of B&DN rises like sparrows from a basket. We look back over the big news stories of 2024. Featuring @jess_ransom Michael Clarke @georgefouracres @LinneaSage @HenryPaker @mrmikewozniak and writing by @HelenRPrice maximumfun.org/episodes/beef…

Episode 117 - Beef 2024 | Maximum Fun

Jessica Ransom, George Fouracres, Michael Clarke and Linnea Sage join us this week as we look back over the biggest news stories from 2024.

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Adam Kay
@amateuradam17 Dec 2024
Pop into your local bookshop/website to give a 7-12 year old in your life the gift of Dexter Procter The 10-Year-Old Doctor by me and @HenryPaker. Last orders on Amazon 19th December. amazon.co.uk/Dexter-Procter-…
A three-panel cartoon starring Dexter Procter. May your Christmas be full of... Time with your friends and family A massive present list (My body weight in chocolate - about eight bars, Sparkly stethoscope, Plenty of books - ideally none by Adam Kay) And not too many brussels sprouts

ALT A three-panel cartoon starring Dexter Procter. May your Christmas be full of... Time with your friends and family A massive present list (My body weight in chocolate - about eight bars, Sparkly stethoscope, Plenty of books - ideally none by Adam Kay) And not too many brussels sprouts

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New episode out today! The Lord is your shepherd? Not at St Catherine's in Bromley he isn't. Featuring: @matthewcrosby as Rev Hillary Block ⛪ Tom Burgess as Father Simon Featherby ✝️ @mmaarrow as the Bible📕 @LinneaSage as the voice of Mitchell's 🇺🇸 maximumfun.org/episodes/beef…

Episode 116 - Catchphrase | Maximum Fun

Matthew Crosby, Tom Burgess, Gemma Arrowsmith and Linnea Sage join in for this episode as we hear about the latest developments from St Catherine’s church.

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The best thing about making @beefanddairy is getting the work with lots of different brilliant people. In 2020 @NatashaHodgson wrote The Sink and it's one of my favourite podcasts of all time. So I could think of no one better to ask to write a special halloween ep.
Beef & Dairy Network@beefanddairy30 Oct 2024
New episode out today! Someone's at the door. Featuring: @NatashaHodgson @5tevieM @ThatGledhill @danielrigby Written by @NatashaHodgson Editing and sound design by @SoundOfAGoddard Artwork by @atomcrowley maximumfun.org/episodes/beef…
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Adam Kay
@amateuradam10 Oct 2024
Something free and genuinely useful you could do this World Mental Health Day is to share this information. You never know who might desperately need to see it. #NoMindLeftBehind @MindCharity
Reach out this World Mental Health Day. MIND: 0300 102 1234 SAMARITANS: 116 123 CAMPAIGN AGAINST LIVING MISERABLY: 0800 58 58 58 For Wales CALL: 0800 123 737 Under 25 THE MIX: Text THEMIX to 85258

ALT Reach out this World Mental Health Day. MIND: 0300 102 1234 SAMARITANS: 116 123 CAMPAIGN AGAINST LIVING MISERABLY: 0800 58 58 58 For Wales CALL: 0800 123 737 Under 25 THE MIX: Text THEMIX to 85258

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Grand, majestic, full of guts and wonders. Show notes:
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@amateuradam5 Sep 2024
My first kids fiction book DEXTER PROCTER THE TEN-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR is released a week today, illustrated by @HenryPaker. My advance copy has been mauled (potential culprits two toddlers, one dog) so imagine a less destroyed version of this. Pre-order from penguin.co.uk/books/458753/d…
A copy of DEXTER PROCTER THE 10-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR by Adam Kay, illustrated by Henry Paker. The dust-jacket is quite ripped.

ALT A copy of DEXTER PROCTER THE 10-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR by Adam Kay, illustrated by Henry Paker. The dust-jacket is quite ripped.

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@amateuradam1 Sep 2024
Very happy that Dexter Procter the 10-Year-Old Doctor by me & @HenryPaker is @bookshop_org_uk's book of the month for September. A lovely company which supports independent bookshops. Pre-order using code DEXTER for an extra 10% off, I'm reliably told. uk.bookshop.org/a/3915/97802…
The cover of DEXTER PROCTER THE 10-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR by Adam Kay and Henry Paker. (A young doctor brandishing a stethoscope and a dripping ice lolly. A mean-looking older doctor stands in the background, an X-ray machine revealing his pants.) A roundel reads: Children's book of the month - Bookshop.org, selected by bookshops. Save an extra 10% with code: DEXTER

ALT The cover of DEXTER PROCTER THE 10-YEAR-OLD DOCTOR by Adam Kay and Henry Paker. (A young doctor brandishing a stethoscope and a dripping ice lolly. A mean-looking older doctor stands in the background, an X-ray machine revealing his pants.) A roundel reads: Children's book of the month - Bookshop.org, selected by bookshops. Save an extra 10% with code: DEXTER

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I fixed it today. Covert Sharpie work and a lot of looking over my shoulder, but worth it. @HenryPaker @benpartridge @mrmikewozniak @beansaladpod
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@HenryPaker I walk over this drain cover at my local train station frequently and every single time I think it's you. It's not healthy!
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I want to hear more about the criminal mouse element in Cardiff. Show notes:
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@amateuradam24 Jun 2024
The brilliant Sophie's Secret Postcard Auction is now live. Thousands of lots raising funds for the Royal Marsden Cancer Charity, including one by me & @HenryPaker. I can't tell you the lot number apparently, so kud05 if you can 87eak this code. ebay.co.uk/usr/sophiessecret…
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@amateuradam12 Jun 2024
Introducing Dexter Proctor (the 10-year-old-doctor). Delighted to share the cover of the new book for kids from 7-12 from me and @henrypaker. Out in Sept and pre-orderable now from penguin.co.uk/books/458753/d… Weirdly, you have to buy it by law.
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