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Joined May 2024
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He really lived long enough to see his son become the greatest of all time.
🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: Pep Guardiola's father (95) looking at his son.
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How tf did birds even know exactly where to deliver a letter back then? 😭😭
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Men don’t tolerate bullshit like that
If a barber charges 5X regular price because the groom was getting married, nobody would question that it's insane lmao
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Please don’t let our “people” see this. 😐
The nude version is better.. (check replies)
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God I boom dy crash out.
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the only “benefit” you get from a woman who lives with you before marriage is probably cooking.
The way you people are fighting for your right to live in a man’s house before marriage. I hope you know it benefits men the most? Lol
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Girl this is not a shelter
So if I spend the night I gotta fuck?
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There’s nothing a woman wants to do for me that I don’t already do perfectly for myself or outsource. Even when it comes to sex, it’s something we both enjoy, so we both benefit. If a woman moves in with me, my expenses are going to increase. I’ll spend more on food, utilities and other household needs. So, How exactly does a woman moving in with me benefit me more?
The way you people are fighting for your right to live in a man’s house before marriage. I hope you know it benefits men the most? Lol
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I’m so happy I don’t live in America. I’d lose my mind man
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Lol sporty dey make everybody feel say them get ill-luck
If 1000 people dey for one room, and them shoot gun, na me the bullet go touch
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Women on first post: Men need to know this. Women on second post. Crickets Again, everyone knows what they are doing. Only a selfish and ill-intentioned person calls themselves a reciprocator.
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😂😂😂
"Reciprocator" But he doesn't bill you, and you cannot reciprocate by not billing him too. Ole
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"Women no dey love men." Na you dey date rubbish. "If you stay in her house, she will disrespect you." Na you dey date termite. Love is not a gendered term or gendered responsibility. Either someone loves you or they don't. There is no such thing as "na so woman dey do."
If you honestly believe all men and women are the same and that love does not exist, you are a very big fool!!!!
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Oh gawdd, I’m never deleting this video 😭
What’s the one video in your gallery that survives every storage cleanup, phone upgrade, and “I need space” crisis?
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Dem wan cheat me for fueling station, I first burst laugh, dem no know my state of mind. I for just light cigar make all of us blow danu danu, mshewww
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Only a selfish and ill-intentioned person calls themselves a reciprocator. You cannot claim to be a lover and what you want to do is take. The first foot a lover puts forward is love. A lover just wants to love. Love is not a gendered term. You're just a leech.
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Como - All Attacks TOTAL football From Fàbregas
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i need studio mir back for a tlok movie with this lowk peak animation and art style like omg 😭
I just finished watching all six episodes of Netflix's new animation Bass X Machina and holy shit I didn't expect this to be so good, omfg everyone go see this!!!
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so we are gonna act like this ain’t incest?
Kylie and kendall lol! 😭
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Exactly. Like I don’t think people understands how lucky you are to meet someone you’re actually attracted to, have insane chemistry, AND are compatible in multiple areas of y’all lives
nobody really has a bunch of options fr, even ppl that get a lot of attention..too many things have to fall into place for a relationship to transpire for me to ever believe ppl have a bunch of options .. unless you’re the type of person that just be dating anybody lol
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