Lazy Perfectionist🇦🇷🇪🇸 retweeted
How tf did birds even know exactly where to deliver a letter back then? 😭😭
Lazy Perfectionist🇦🇷🇪🇸 retweeted
There’s nothing a woman wants to do for me that I don’t already do perfectly for myself or outsource. Even when it comes to sex, it’s something we both enjoy, so we both benefit.
If a woman moves in with me, my expenses are going to increase. I’ll spend more on food, utilities and other household needs.
So, How exactly does a woman moving in with me benefit me more?
Lazy Perfectionist🇦🇷🇪🇸 retweeted
Women on first post: Men need to know this.
Women on second post. Crickets
Again, everyone knows what they are doing. Only a selfish and ill-intentioned person calls themselves a reciprocator.
Lazy Perfectionist🇦🇷🇪🇸 retweeted
"Women no dey love men."
Na you dey date rubbish.
"If you stay in her house, she will disrespect you."
Na you dey date termite.
Love is not a gendered term or gendered responsibility. Either someone loves you or they don't. There is no such thing as "na so woman dey do."
Lazy Perfectionist🇦🇷🇪🇸 retweeted
Dem wan cheat me for fueling station, I first burst laugh, dem no know my state of mind.
I for just light cigar make all of us blow danu danu, mshewww
Lazy Perfectionist🇦🇷🇪🇸 retweeted
Only a selfish and ill-intentioned person calls themselves a reciprocator. You cannot claim to be a lover and what you want to do is take.
The first foot a lover puts forward is love. A lover just wants to love.
Love is not a gendered term. You're just a leech.
Lazy Perfectionist🇦🇷🇪🇸 retweeted
Exactly. Like I don’t think people understands how lucky you are to meet someone you’re actually attracted to, have insane chemistry, AND are compatible in multiple areas of y’all lives



































