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Texans and Rockets fan, Lake Forest College Track and Cross Country

Lansing, IL
Joined August 2019
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Does anyone know if Joe mixon still has a foot?
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Why can’t life always be this easy
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Rest in peace to the 21st century king of r&b and soul D’Angelo. Encouraging you all to spend some quality time with his music today and forever.
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Call me Paul Atreides the way I be wanting Jihaad at 18
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Any chance this is the browns preparing to trade down from 2?
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Any chance this is the browns preparing to trade down from 2?
Trade! Texans trade 2025 5th round pick (166 overall) 2027 5th round pick Browns trade 2025 6th round pick (179 overall) 2025 6th round pick (216 overall) 2025 7th round pick (255 overall)
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SWAMP WE FUCKING WON!!!! 🐊
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Ts is hilarious 😭
Jameis Winston on Deshaun Watson. Powerful statement.
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If I was the V.P. Debate moderator
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“Warren didn’t really regulate at all” 😭
Why tf did Warren G hop out the ride and say what’s up in a hood he wasn’t even from? Nate Dogg caught 4 bodies because of that shit.
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there is something deeply wrong with pickleball. it is a microcosm of everything wrong with modernity. a giant larp. the shrunken court, the way the whiffle ball absorbs all shock and kills all pace. it’s tennis but safer, stunted. like walking on a treadmill desk
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I'm gonna give away a Deluxe Edition (with early access) of College Football 25 because we've just cleared 50k followers. I said I'd do 1 copy of the game for every 5k up to release To enter, just follow me, retweet this, and comment your favorite team like the last one. Hoping it'll be an Xbox winner because 8 of the first 9 went to PlayStation users lol
Since my account has more than doubled in size over the last month, one thing I want to do for just my Twitter followers is giveaway copies of College Football 25 For every 5,000 I get before the game drops, I’ll add on another copy. For reference, at the time of this tweet, I’m at 21.8k, so I’ll be giving away 4 copies
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I’m giving away 7 copies of College Football 25 because of this post 🤝 To enter, all you have to do is follow me, retweet this post, and comment your favorite school - I’ll pick the winners tomorrow The game comes out soon, so I wanted to give away these copies now. I’ll still honor the additional copy for every 5k followers up until release though
Since my account has more than doubled in size over the last month, one thing I want to do for just my Twitter followers is giveaway copies of College Football 25 For every 5,000 I get before the game drops, I’ll add on another copy. For reference, at the time of this tweet, I’m at 21.8k, so I’ll be giving away 4 copies
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im floored every time i hear this song
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Kendrick cooked Drake 😲
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That worst bar thread got me in a chokehold
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Replying to @misandrynoir
Google is free.
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.@CJ7STROUD is the 2023 Offensive Rookie of the Year! #NFLHonors
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1/ Last season, I wrote about RJ Barrett limiting the Knicks. The Knicks are 11-2 since OG’s first game post RJ trade This season’s RJ is Jalen Green I’ll cover: Jalen vs. his fellow Rockets Jalen vs. the league How the Rockets play w/o Jalen Regressing teapawt.org/sports_mediocre/status…
1/ My final RJ Barrett thread this season: I’ll cover: How RJ compares to his fellow Knicks How RJ compares to the league How the Knicks played with RJ off the court How the Knicks played in games RJ missed TLDR: RJ is the only thing holding the Knicks back from 🏆 contention
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