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ASIO

@HeyASIO

SNOWDEN IS A TRAITOR. We are watching. Always watching...

 Everywhere.
Joined September 2014
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ASIO leaked the NBN documents because spying is hard when you have shitty internet. How are we supposed to stream video from your webcam?
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BREAKING: Australia's next #Eurovision act has been announced. #sbseurovision
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If you vote for Trump, America will win the next #Eurovision.
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Was Dami Im Shannon Noll'd by Ukraine? #SheWasRobbed #Eurovision #SBSEurovision #Australia
75%DAMI WAS ROBBED
25%Ukraine won bc geopol
55 votes • Final results
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Why did Waleed Aly win the Gold Logie?
13%He's an ISIS terrorist
48%STOLEN FROM LEE LIN
39%idk people like him
46 votes • Final results
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When will the NBN be finished?
40%Buffering
4%Loading
56%Copper-ing
45 votes • Final results
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Who cares more about your online privacy and metadata protection?
5%Labor
7%Liberal
89%Neither
44 votes • Final results
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The Australian Young Greens have made an NBN gif
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EAD teapawt.org/virginaustralia/status…
Virgin Australia (@VirginAustralia) profile pictureVirgin Australia
@VirginAustralia16 Feb 2016
A recent tweet on our account was not published by a Virgin Australia employee and we are investigating the matter.
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Johnny Depp (& dogs) now on a watch-list as requested by our new Deputy PM.
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Tony Abbott to re-contest at the next election. Satirists are back in business.
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If you don't vote for @LeeLinChinSBS to win the Gold Logie, we will track you down. We will find you. And we will leak your metadata/nudes.
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Rebel teapawt.org/mfrendin/status/686789…
Morgan Frendin (@MFrendin) profile pictureMorgan Frendin@MFrendin12 Jan 2016
Yeah I'm just going to illegally stream
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He's a mad fucking cabbage
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You reckon what Dutton said on that boom mike was bad? Or that accidental text message? Imagine what ASIO has to hear every single day.
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It wasn't Jamie Briggs' fault. The photo was already in the cloud. It was the public servant's fault. Somehow. #metadata @ChrisKKenny
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Genius.
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Illegal maritime arrival spotted overnight. Now being transferred to Manus.
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Merry Christmas. With Love, ASIO.
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#StopTheCarpets
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