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Bald among other things

Austin, TX
Joined August 2010
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Zach Bowers retweeted
I will never eat at @wingstop They put a doorbell in their commercial and now my dogs are barking every time their commercial plays. #fuckyouwingstop
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Zach Bowers retweeted
Hey @wingstop - can you please not have the commercial with the doorbell ringing? Literally every dog owner hates you.
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Zach Bowers retweeted
If wingstop runs this commercial with the doorbell all season us dog households must boycott
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I will never order any food from @wingstop due to their dumb ass commercial with a doorbell in it that causes my dog to bark frantically every time. Literally adds nothing to your commercial besides to have dog owners everywhere hate you.
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Zach Bowers retweeted
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In honor of @MarvelStudios’ #GotGVol3 we’re giving away this never opened Microsoft Zune. We have no idea if it works. Like and RT for a chance to win! US 18+. Ends 5/17/23. Rules: msft.it/6002gX0tC. #ZuneSweepstakes
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Ferrari if messing up was an olympic sport
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Zach Bowers retweeted
At True Citrus, we strive to promote a world where everyone lives their healthiest, happiest and truest life. We believe in leading with love, inclusion and diversity. So, stay True and proud, this month and every month 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #LoveWins #Pride #HealthyHappyTrue
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Zach Bowers retweeted
1 RT = 1 Vote for @Jrue_Holiday11. #NBAAllStar
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RIP Betty White, thank you for everything 🥺
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Zach Bowers retweeted
80-yard punts by all NFL punters combined since 2014: 1 80-yard punts by SDSU's Matt Araiza this month: 2 He will break NCAA records in: —50-yard punts —60-yard punts —punt average (he'd break the NFL record too) Meet Punt God: theringer.com/2021/10/29/227…
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How Justin Herbert and Brandon Staley looking at the Browns teapawt.org/IndiaUzumaki/status/14…
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Zach Bowers retweeted
Just saw a woman wearing a: “If I die today, tell Bobby Portis I loved him” t-shirt
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My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.
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"Schedule an impeachment vote for this very night. Stay ’til dawn. Do whatever is necessary. Avert any potential for martial law," @davidfrum writes: on.theatln.tc/g6mxqre
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Zach Bowers retweeted
‘And The Crowd Heads For The Exit!’ Yells Child Dribbling Out Clock In Imaginary 19-Point NBA Finals Victory bit.ly/3kZbr94
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Zach Bowers retweeted
I think I've said this before but I think the funniest thing would be an entire generation of hoopers growing up idolizing Jokic and trying to play like him. Bunch of big kids hoisting one-footed high arcing jumpers and throwing insane passes
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Zach Bowers retweeted
(Kevin Harlan is terrific. Makes every game more enjoyable).
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4 days until #FastForward🚀 RT and we’ll give you an early access RSVP link before we unleash it to the world
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SO proud of the NBA players.
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I know people want to make fun of baseball but how has no one brought up this quote from Mattingly? This should have been a major red flag.
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