Jenny Luna

Recipe for Hate Ingredients: - 2 cups of Prejudice - 1 tablespoon of Intolerance - 3 teaspoons of Resentment - 1/2 cup of Jealousy - 1/4 cup of Bitterness - 2 sticks of Self-righteousness (softened) - 1 pint of Paranoia - 1 cup of Division (finely chopped) - 2 tablespoons of Malice - 1 pinch of Ignorance Instructions: 1. Preheat your environment to a heated debate (around 400°F of Anger should do). 2. In a large bowl, mix 2 cups of Prejudice with 1 tablespoon of Intolerance until well combined. The mixture should appear quite lumpy and unappealing. 3. Slowly fold in 3 teaspoons of Resentment, ensuring it permeates throughout the mixture, followed by 1/2 cup of Jealousy. This will add a nice greenish tinge to your batter. 4. Cream 2 sticks of Self-righteousness until fluffy, then gradually blend into the main mixture. Be careful not to over-mix, as it can become too rigid and inflexible. 5. Pour in 1 pint of Paranoia and stir vigorously until it froths. This is crucial for achieving the perfect texture of distrust. 6. Gently mix in 1 cup of finely chopped Division. The pieces should be small enough to spread evenly, creating a lovely marbled effect of discord. 7. Add 2 tablespoons of Malice for a sharp kick, balancing the flavors of discontent and spite. 8. Finally, sprinkle a pinch of Ignorance over the top. This will help the mixture rise uncontrollably, often spilling over and making a big mess. 9. Pour the batter into a greased and contentious pan. Bake in the preheated environment until it bubbles and cracks (approximately 30-45 minutes of heated arguments). 10. Let cool in a cold shoulder setting before serving. Enjoy your Recipe for Hate responsibly! Remember, too much of it can leave a bitter taste in everyone's mouth.