Professional investor, amateur comedian
Joined January 2011
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HeyMan800 retweeted
Being a dad is just telling yourself “it’s been an expensive month, we’ll get back on track next month” over and over again until you die
HeyMan800 retweeted
Absolute perfection. Avinatan Or’s boss at @nvidia writes to him, read till the end:
“Avinatan Or, I hope you have a good excuse for not showing up to work at NVIDIA for 738 days.
But every Sunday morning for two years, the head of NVIDIA Israel’s HR, Gideon Rosenberg, sent an email to all employees counting the days you were in captivity and calling everyone to join him for a reminder vigil in front of the Kirya gate, held every Sunday evening. Even the global CEO, Jensen Huang, mentioned your name in every quarterly internal meeting, telling 40,000 employees that their colleague was being held captive by Hamas. How wonderful that you’ve returned home. I heard you have an amazing girlfriend who’s eagerly waiting for you, loving parents, that you work at a place that cares for you, and I also have some pretty good news about what’s happened with your stocks over the past two years.”
HeyMan800 retweeted
The Official Melania Meme is live!
You can buy $MELANIA now.
melaniameme.com/
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HeyMan800 retweeted
I don't see how this market can be stopped. It's like a mighty ocean-going behemoth steaming its way across the chilly waters of the North Atlantic.
Nothing can stop it.
HeyMan800 retweeted
You’re bearish
They’re gonna just make up the fucking economic data and you’re bearish
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Alaska Permanent Fund Corp. ($80 bn) is hiring a Portfolio Manager (Juneau) $200k - $225k
@uaanchorage @uafairbanks @uasoutheast @AlaskaPacificU @uoregon @georgefox @IdahoStateU @uidaho @UWyonews @uw @seattleu @GonzagaU @CSUF @SDSU
#hiring #alaska
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ALT Alaska Permanent Fund Corp. ($80 bn) is hiring a Portfolio Manager (Juneau) $200k - $225k
HeyMan800 retweeted
They are talking about being good stewards of taxpayer money while simultaneously using your taxes to buy Cardano and Solana
They don’t respect you. They are not looking out for you. They are here to enrich themselves while people cheer
HeyMan800 retweeted
President-elect Donald Trump says he is nominating TV doctor Mehmet Oz to lead Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services. apnews.com/article/trump-com…
HeyMan800 retweeted
The Yankee Goombahs are taking matters into their own hands teapawt.org/MLBWalk_Offs/status/18…
HeyMan800 retweeted
The Oppenheimer marketing team has an opportunity to do the funniest thing possible
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Note to junior and mid-level folks from Credit Suisse (and other banks) who had recent career and life changing events, just like I did 33 years ago.
What I learned about myself and the world when Drexel Burnham Lambert disappeared:
bit.ly/3TzKPOy
