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@HeyMondey

I share things I learn, useful tips, random thoughts, stories, and lessons from trying to figure life out.

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Joined March 2026
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Most reasonable crash out of all time 😂😂
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@Emmie_fly11h
Don't pour out all your feelings to anyone but God.
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Imagine say Elon Musk just dash me $10m 🤔 I fit enter coma for like 8months first 😭😂
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Online; Fear men they’re evil…. Offline; Baby semo or Eba? 😂….
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Petite women always know how to serve a good look.❤️‍🔥
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Person wey dey run from him shadow because of debt, forget say his reflection dey show clear for river.🤔😳
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@Emmie_fly9h
It's not about how much we borrow; it's about what we build. — Bola Ahmed Tinubu
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If na me I go just stop replying 😂 I can't take this 😂
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Timeline drama “who are you” Edition 🤣
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She took her WhatsApp status to appreciate every advice we gave her. Anyways you're welcome.
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Why do loan apps keep giving out loan to Nigerians even when they know Nigerians don't pay back loan? There's something off about loan apps companies. I just hope it's not what I'm thinking sha.
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As a man, don’t rush to have sex with a woman just because the opportunity presents itself. Control yourself.
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God! I felt that knock on my head 😭😭
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I need to feel it, smell it and use it. Oh lord please 🙏🏿✌🏿🧘🏿😎
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I believe the legal age should be 22 and not 18.. These girls are too young to get married ffs
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Online; Fear men they’re evil…. Offline; Baby semo or Eba? 😂….
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This is new acc💔 take me to 500k guys🙏🥹 9130454053 opay
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Why is it hard for ladies to keep there virginity unlike men?
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As long as no man has ever rejected sex, I refuse to believe success will reject me.
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Nigeria has really gone so bad, i went to the market today with my friend and i was shocked. How are salary earners surviving this country ???
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Men who kiss their lady’s hands, forehead, or temple like she’s the most precious thing in their world, please never stop. there’s something so deeply romantic about being loved that gently and not every man is capable of giving out that kinda soft love.
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