Me immediately after getting my coochie ate 🤭

that rose really be taking y’all out in less than a minute? Lmao 😭

if you’re interested in me, please show it through your actions rather than wearing me out with empty words. i’m not a customer service representative.

why do men only start doing everything you begged for when you’ve already mentally checked out?

i could go 8 rounds rn

Me finally accepting that I’ll probably be single for the rest of my life:

you need to fix your attitude. me:

every time someone messes with me, their whole life starts falling apart… literally 😭😭

i need my booty to gain like 20 more pounds. 😩

shaving your ass is hard work. nggas will never understand the struggle.

plane tickets first, then pampers later.