@Hey_Brian

Throw your heart out in front of you and run ahead to catch it

Joined March 2010
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Replying to @aubrey_huff
Lmao you look like you freebase divorce
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This is the best recipe email I've ever gotten
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He's a Muppet?
vic@vicloveshorrorOct 24
Can you believe he’s going to take Manhattan one day
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I'm absolutely addicted to buying the million dollar Funkos, it's hard to manage this on a teacher's salary but I'm getting by
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Telling my kids this was R Budd Dwyer
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Just took 4 Benadryl
no context college football
@nocontextcfbOct 24
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Smoltz not realizing there are two Megill brothers, that's the high level preparation I expect from my World Series national tv crew
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Yankse
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In before "no ring"
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Oh my god dude it's so good
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Man they're getting CTE just from *watching* football now
Breiden Fehoko
@BreidenFehokoOct 23
Also, another NFL collusion evidence. Roschon Johnson goes off last week, leading the Bears in rushing with a touchdown. They reward him a week later with 1 carry. This is what the NFL does to purposely devalue a player when they don’t want him to blow up.
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They gotta give you a Guardian Cap with your NFL+ subscription
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I thought this was Fragile Death Stranding
Paul Muad’Dib@trygraptorOct 22
put your right blood in the box
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Film Updates
@FilmUpdatesOct 22
The four finalists for James Bond are: • Callum Turner • Josh O’Connor • Jack Lowden • Mystery Actor Final screen tests are set to take place next week. 🔗 deadline.com/2026/10/james-b…
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That little bump is the Penix
Atlanta Falcons
@AtlantaFalconsOct 21
New PFP 👀
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Used the word "Kirkified" in class today and 2 students fainted
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New York Magazine
@NYMagOct 21
Last month, former ‘Good Morning America’ hosts Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes got married. Now their ex-spouses are engaged to each other. thecut.com/article/andrew-sh…

Andrew Shue and Marilee Fiebig Are Engaged

The news comes just a month after their exes, Amy Robach and T.J. Holmes, got married.

thecut.com
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Breaking out the vocabulary dot com definition of a swing is so insane
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I got one of those AEW cassette tape recordings @TonyKhan what is this
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Breakfast sandwich dinner
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BYU #2?
AP Top 25
@AP_Top25Oct 18
Not a single team stayed put in this week’s AP Top 25. Miami is No. 1 for the first time since 2002 and BYU climbs to No. 2 after a historic weekend of upsets. See where your team landed: apnews.com/hub/ap-top-25-col…
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