Fluent in Simlish. Pushing Daisies deserved a third season.

London, England.
Joined January 2012
My wife just left me.
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This makes me laugh all the time.
This took my breathe away 😭😭😭 Eze again, useless !!!! Imagine Martinelli and Odegaard search for their name on this app 💀💀🔥🔥
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🔵 Chelsea 6-0 Manchester City🌐 19 years ago today! Goals from Essien, Drogba, J.Cole, Kalou and Shevchenko.
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These AI-generated adverts on YouTube are becoming more and more shameless.
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Chelsea better not bottle this, again. We’re 3 months until the window, so there shouldn’t be any excuses.
Chelsea increasingly confident of signing Bournemouth midfielder Alex Scott in January. Scott is Chelsea’s top target after Enzo Fernandez’s left for Manchester City on deadline day over the summer. Bournemouth want £100m+ and Xabi Alonso’s side are already in fresh talks having made multiple bids over the summer. Liverpool also hold an interest in Scott, but have less urgency to add a midfielder in January. Monaco's Lamine Camara, who Chelsea failed to sign on deadline day, and Roma's Manu Kone are two other targets.🍒 🤝 @alex_crook
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Sol Campbell has had no less than 3 normal on-screen interactions, and this isn’t one of them.
Waiting outside in my tuxedo at the bdor ceremony so I can chat to vini about rejecting us in the summer
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Lamine Yamal will eventually win the Ballon d'Or. The fact that he's only 19 and in these conversations says a a lot about his talent. I thought Michael Olise would've been spoken about more leading up to the event, and ranked higher. Surely, Mbappe's time will come.
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Once people stop treating the Ballon D’Or as a legacy award that makes or breaks a players career, the less upset they’ll be about the result of it and we can gradually stop acting like the opinions of a bunch of journalists as the be all end all.
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Brutal.
how is this real 😭😭
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Michael Olise would have the shortest Ballon d'Or speech ever, lol. I need to see him win it one day.
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I'm starting to lose count on how many awards Barcelona has won now.
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Good for Saka.
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The current Manchester United doesn't even deserve to share the same name as the players who were part of this team back then. What a downfall.
Manchester United. 2007/08.
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Raphinha, who plays for Barcelona, will be remembered as the most famous footballer to openly show his support for Lula against far-right Bolsonaro in Brazil’s elections.
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The Jose Mourinho and Claude Makelele reunion post-Clasico is too wholesome. 6 titles together at Chelsea.
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22 years ago….Be for real.
‘Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas’ was released 22 years ago today.
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SF-UR remains the best radio station on the game.
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🚨🚨| Kylian Mbappé's 𝐄𝐋 𝐂𝐋𝐀́𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐎 record for Real Madrid. 🇫🇷🔥 🏟️ → 7 Games ⚽️ → 8 Goals
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He had a poor game, I don’t know what to say. He’s shown that he’s better than that.
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A lot of peeps are going to put Lamine Yamal or Anthony Gordon’s performances under a microscope, but I was more irked by Cubarsi and his challenges, or lack thereof.
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