first-gen american music maker

NY, NY
Joined May 2013
nobody follows me on twitter but here's a thread of men's fashion as featured on the great tv show cheers. season 10 episode 17 ft. harry connick jr.
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Someone tell this train a riddle @StephenKing
THE UNBRIDLED GREATNESS OF TRAINS WILL ENDURE FOR A MILLION YEARS
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I’ve never met a rich & successful person who smokes weed. Not even once.
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Rich people love to venmo request you $4.72 for like half a bagel because they have no concept of money and don’t understand that working class people operate under an economy of buying someone a beer. I currently owe around 23 beers to friends and am owed around 29 beers
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lmao does anyone at @X @elonmusk knows why DND stats are glitching across my screen? chatgpt says this translates to "Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort"
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extremely fair but counterpoint, has she heard him speak out loud
Margot Robbie reveals her cinematic crush "Aragorn from Lord of the Rings ... Viggo Mortensen ... Strider" (via @wmag)
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Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve barely chugged your Eggo Brunch in a Jar Appalachian Sippin’ Cream
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I stay saying this!!!! We’re in the background music era
Streaming services encourage the most passive listening imaginable. The best way to make money in music is to make innocuous music that doesn't distract people from washing dishes, but also is engaging enough to keep the existential demons at bay. This is why I got a day job.
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What's the first album YOU bought with your own money?
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New co-worker : “So I hear you’re into country music? I am too…” Me:
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Whats a song that you wish was longer?
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I was morbidly curious and fast forwarded to the middle of the Ben Shapiro Barbie review and the literal first 5 seconds I hear, he pronounces “existential angst” as “existential ongst” and I laughed so hard I dropped my phone. Guess I’m not finishing the video lmao
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Oh, look, a 40 year old man who still calls his father “daddy” doesn’t understand that Garth Brooks’ entire career happened without his permission and is now going to attempt to have one (1) thought about it
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hey uh @robertjbennett is this a happy accident or did you just hit me with a lil Townes van Zandt
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now that they took away blue check marks I can finally announce i was secretly verified this whole time you guys just didn’t know about it
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no-blue-check Twitter is a great place for aspiring artists to post their work. here is my moody, experimental painting titled, "Red Blur Quivering Above Blackish Blur"--wall-sized, epic.
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presave!!
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consider, if you will, that I put this song out one year ago today and it is actually p good (if I don’t say so myself) 👍 open.spotify.com/track/4uBkm…
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(i think) I made something nice here but idk lmk open.spotify.com/album/4LlE0…
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Very cool about your album with two quintillion tunes on it but who’s brave enough to put out exactly sixty-nine (69) songs about love??
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