Everybody's talking about how cr*ppy my new song is: #EndTheWars

Have you noticed that it's getting harder and harder to keep government from minding YOUR own business?

One of the truest memes ever created.

YOU voted for it and you keep voting for it! STOP IT. Remove your consent!

We had to say goodbye to a very precious member of our family today - Dakota, Oklahoma's friendliest Chihuahua. He never hurt or showed aggression to anyone. It just wasn't in him. There was nothing but love, gentleness and kisses. Thank you to everyone who reached out with kind and considerate words. I know many of you have gone through the same thing, probably several times in your life. It's never easy. Rest easy our little pal, you brought immeasurable joy to our lives and will live on in our memories forever.

Maybe the universe has decided to take out PDF files itself, since men in power won't do it.

Give a tyrant an inch and he'll become a ruler.

Watch MAGA Loyalists MELT DOWN over Trumps Own Words

Leftists and Rightists are always talking about how we need to safeguard our elections. "We must ensure our elections aren't rigged." How does one "rig" an already rigged election? Does it get "double rigged?"

Three cops dog pile a drunk woman, sitting in her own car on her own property. It's hilarious when one of them gets maced.

But RFK Jr. is different they said. When are people going to learn.

During an open air drug sniff, dogs have become our accusers. And running a dog is as good as a coin toss. What a strange world we live in.

Have you ever seen quail eggs in a regular grocery store? This is a first for me.

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Thanks to Donald Trump, my life is easier, more convenient and cheaper than it's ever been. I've never seen prices so low, I'm finally able to save for my future. If you disagree, you must want Iran to have NUKES!!

The funniest befuddling of cops ever seen on the internet.

The face the new press secretary made as she was saying "Department of War." If you're gonna sell war, might as well do it with a smiling face, huh?

Everyone should think about and deeply understand this

Ilhan Omar proves she's an enemy of America with one simple viewpoint. She believes innocent Americans should be criminalized if they possess guns and magazines she doesn't like. You need look no further she is THE ENEMY!

Whatever you may think about Ilhan Omar, DHS should not invade anyone's home unless they have committed a crime. Plenty of crimes have been committed by plenty of politicians over the years and few have been raided or jailed. This is all a clown show.

Are you actually a believer in THIS?! No fluff, just REAL TALK. I REALLY want to know what you believe, why and would you be willing to admit that you MIGHT be completely wrong in your belief? In the span of eternity, time (or whatever this is that we're experiencing) what is this all about? Btw, the sores on my arms are the result of a recent battle with poison ivy while clearing some gnarly brush. The poison ivy won, obviously.