Watching the slow-motion suicide of UK universities evolve into its next phase: fast-motion suicide. also at https://xitter.cf/t.co/FnUWCUsfn3

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If universities become degree sales businesses, as has happened in the UK, naive customers and corrupt managers inevitably become allies in a race to the bottom -- eventually buying and selling nothing. All activities surrounding the transaction are just for show.
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Very sadly VCs and SMTs at @UniversitiesUK institutions really don't give a fu*k what their current students say. They are only interested in the students (and their fees) that are yet to come. Of course this will impact on that. "You said. We kind of ignored you (really)"
EXCLUSIVE: Students at Glasgow Caledonian University (GCU) have overwhelmingly backed a vote of no confidence in university leadership, in what has been described as a historic shift in the institution's traditionally apolitical student culture👇
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It's a time-honoured institutional tradition Accountability is for little people Those with the big offices responsible for big messes are normally rewarded with a big promotion Professor implicated in loss of Cambridge Whistleblowing Tribunal is now Master of @DarwinCollege
One question I still have about this is given that VUW have now accepted that the process that led to my dismissal was 'flawed,' and that Sarah Leggott oversaw the process, have there been any consequences at all for her? AFAIK, she is still holding senior admin positions at VUW
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With unis not being able submit the prior outputs of academics for REF in the future, will management see any sufficiently short-term ROI on building in research?
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lol, why bother? Management doesn't care about plagiarism and they sure as hell don't care if all work is done by AI.
Several more UK universities are considering whether to continue paying for Turnitin after another institution announced it will not be renewing its deal with the edtech giant #highered #Turnitin timeshighereducation.com/new…
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Most VCs leech at least £5 million in personal wealth from the sector in the end, often more. They've left their universities in total shambles. Not because of hostile external forces, but because it was their playground for careerism. They are still not hated enough.
Replying to @DanielDieppe
West has never apologised. She is now paid £338,250 at Leeds. Perhaps blame should be laid on mental business decisions, not the free market.
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The scale of corruption and incompetence in UK HE management is breathtaking. Or it would be if anyone ever reported on it.
In 2021, the Uni of Nottingham spent £37.5 million buying a new campus, in central Nottingham. They then spent £40 million developing it. It is expected to be sold for £14 million. Shearer West, former Vice Chancellor moved on to Leeds in 2024. She was paid £300k+.
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The sector didn't just start collapsing in 2024...
The UK government must urgently come up with a clear plan for what would happen to students who are left stranded by university closures, according to the Conservatives’ shadow education minister #highered timeshighereducation.com/new…
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Checking their bank account...
Was it ever thus? One of these fluttered though Sheffield for a short time. My only experience of them was in a University H&S meeting where they just spent a lot of their time looking at their phone.
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I believe that is only once been above inflation in the past 20 years🤔 Meanwhile the VCs have been coining it while blowing up the sector.
For "pay offer" read " below inflation pay cut" yet again!
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Crisis at Nottingham University has been worsened by senior-management financial decisions Staff & students pay the price -- but not the previous Vice Chancellor who precipitated the disaster Shearer West is now VC at Leeds thetimes.com/uk/education/ar…
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Right, universities don't spend nearly enough time focused on 'customer service.'
Universities are losing enrolments because they neglect the “fundamentals” of customer service, research suggests. @JohnRoss49 reports #highered #enrolments timeshighereducation.com/new…
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"as you all know, we a re facing a space crisis on campus due to external factors beyond our control. We're all going to have to make sacrifices. Except me of course.'
University managers are absolutely brilliant at spending an absolute tonne of borrowed cash on massive shiny buildings that take an age to get to, are functionally unusable for all practical academic needs, and manage to solve precisely zero problems relating to campus space.
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A deeply disturbing development that speaks to the the authoritarian attitude of management so common in HE.
University of Brighton management has given notice to terminate its recognition agreement with UCU alongside collective agreements covering key terms and conditions. This isn't just about Brighton. What happens here could have implications for branches across the UK. Hear from Ryan at Brighton UCU on what's happening and why the branch needs our solidarity.
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One wonders if UK HE should move away from using marketing lingo as a basis for self declaring 'excellence'? Sure, it got us this far, but maybe it's time to reflect on the idea of confusing performance with gaslighting and groupthink.
Worth remembering the "elite" Russell Group is only 30 years old and you can see it fragment as the actual world elite Universities pull out ahead of other members...
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a 'disaster' that 'risks leaving the rest of the sector behind'... That's the intention. We are at the 'every corrupt and incompetent senior manager for themselves' stage of the UK HE collapse.
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