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KillaClam.

Brookyn
Joined December 2011
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I lose my phone every two weeks cause I'm about that life. #onone #2chainz #nophone #notone
WHEN iM AROUND A GiRL WHO i HAVE A COSMiC CONNECTiON WiTH i AUTOMATiCALLY KNOW & SHE DOESNT HAVE TO HAVE A HUGE ASS OR PLASTiC TiTS EiTHER
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Yo I forgot about tweeting, did you?
Marshall"s new music was meant for the next call of duty soundtrack tho
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Did eminem get reverse plastic surgery, he looks normal again
Yo I got an anstagram follower who was born in 2001. IM SO RELEVANT RIGHT NOW
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I love the show face off. I am outing myself right now that sci fi is cool
I think I've created the apex Spotify playlist of our lifetimes, or at least mine. #SOTHIRSTY #northcackilacky
If you don't put chocolate chips in your banana bread then you aint about that lyfe
Everything I want to tweet is inappropriate
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I want your hot love and emotion
"@nytimes: Breaking News: Alice Munro Wins Nobel Prize in Literature nyti.ms/Zf40cq" me next I swear
Hillary Kaylor retweeted
Tweeting & pitching, tweetin & pitchin in midtown on Sunday morning! @HillaryKaylor @CharlesSalzberg
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Replying to @emmpearse
@emmpearse @HillaryKaylor congratulations on the interest you got, Emma.
Hey hey penguin/random house, picador and rodale want a looksie at the booksie. #hattrick #nowineedtogetthatproposalright
I'm tweeting, I'm tweeting!
Two days until my book conference! Better fin
Wifey girlfriend and mistress
Driving to the alps, blasting 'bubblebutt'