BREAKING: France has recorded the world’s first human case of Shamonda virus, and the patient died.

the internet is about to go into meltdown mode in roughly 5 hours. just a heads-up.

One of the most underrated life skills is being able to see something strange and simply move on #̢̛ͥ̀̽̽ͨ̌̓͆̇̀̽ͦͨͫͯ̏̎̇̈̚͜҉̕͢͏͡҉̸̶̛͢͡҉̵̨̭̳̘̹̫͔͖̜̠͖̫̲̖̱̤̻̖͉͢͞͡ͅͅ͏̸̷̢͑̊̀̐ͣͭͭ̉͂ͨ̽͒̊̎͛ͪ̊̎ͩͧ̀͝͠͠͏̸̵̵̷̵

Now that crime is legal I can brag about this publically In 2021 I hit @CryptoGodJohn paid group for 6 figs by hunting the stops of their positions I joined every single paid group on ct, mainly by using mirrors, and started tracking every single trade made on each. I quickly realized they were taking advantage of their users so I happily took advantage of them I would use orderbook data and compare how each signal had an impact in the books I had an automated Excel, it was fucking art with telegram notifs for every trade I should take When I found guys who were heavily copytraded, I started wash trading and spoofing like a mfer to bring prices down and since they all used hard stop losses I would make bank on the slippage hit. It wasn’t particularly hard since they would pick tickers with no liquidity to pump their own entries :) shoutout @eliz883 who was by far the worst user of that predatory technique I also made sure to hit you Eliz, in fact you were hit so often you started closing your positions 2 minutes after posting because I made your grift unprofitable past the pump and dump of your posts lol It was the best on FTX because FTX OTC would buy my entire stack of some illiquid trash for like 4% from spot when it was literally empty and I had nuked it 20%+ Anyhow major thanks to @CryptoGodJohn I ate real good thanks to your grifting, made more than 100k on your ass alone I nuked you personally more than anybody else because I particularly hated how predatory you were to your users Would be a shame if someone perpetuated what I began in 21 in your group again I am an old man now, I retired from the shananigans Thanks and fuck you

life after realising you can buy 30% of a coin