Standrew is growing up fast. Button pusher, visual tech. Crypto enthusiast. Everything posted is satire for entertainment purposes only.
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HangingWithStandrew retweeted
No. You didn’t. You are absolutely 100% wrong. You did nothing of the sort. @NRSC Senate Republicans under YOUR “leadership” did nothing. Nothing.
You had the chance to begin the process of saving our election system from the radical left. By passing the SAVE America Act. But K Street either didn’t care or opposed it. So why bother, right?
Because the GOP Senate only does what can be monetized via those endless lobbyist dinners / fundraisers. If it can’t raise you money? Probably not worth doing.
And you BERATED @BasedMikeLee for trying to get you to work full weeks, to try to pass the SAVE America Act. Or to work a weekend sometime. Or not to recess for weeks in March and then again recess for a month in August. You and your fellow GOP Senators told him that nobody cared about the SAVE America Act. That he needed to sit down and shut up.
And the American people watched you, day after lazy, do-nothing day. And how you literally could not come up with a single idea to manage the Senate rules to get the bill passed. You just could not figure it out. Because you really didn’t and don’t care. And because you just are clueless.
What’s all the fuss, you say. It’s not a big deal to you that our election system has been taken over and manipulated by the left. That aliens by the hundreds of thousands are on our voter rolls, that there are illegal votes by the thousands in the election results…and that it matters. It matters to the USA. But not to you @LeaderJohnThune
So now, you don’t have to worry about it. You don’t have to be in charge of producing meaningful results for the American people. They just sent you to your room without any supper. I’m sure you must be relieved. You and your fellow GOP colleagues who just flat couldn’t be bothered to figure out how to save our elections.
Well done, you. What a waste of space you’ve been as a leader. That term should never be applied to you or to your inner circle.
Utterly disgusted by the lot of you. You did this. Tuesday was the Thune election. You own it. Hope you’re happy.
@EIwatchdogs @seanmdav @EricLDaugh @elonmusk @realDonaldTrump @Bannons_WarRoom @greg_price11 @RealAmVoice
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
THOMAS PAINE: "We shall have no real hope to survive the enemies arranged against us until we deal with the traitors among us."
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
We hear debates all the time that we’re living in a simulation. We’d like to propose an alternate theory, that we’re living in a dissimulation — a false pretense of reality.
“Simulation is a pretense of what is not, and dissimulation a concealment of what is.”
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
I built CourtWatch.us — a free public database for American citizens who deserve safer communities.
You can track which judges released defendants who then got rearrested, skipped court, or violated their release conditions. All public records. All free.
I started with Orange County FL and will be expanding to all 67 Florida counties and eventually every state in the country. This first batch of info is from 2024 and since public reports are released in March/April for the previous year, data is behind. But I wanted to see if this is plausible. After adding 2024,I'll add 2025 and then figure out how to get real-time-data uploaded.
It's in beta — would love to know what you think 👇
Numbers don't lie, but criminals do.
courtwatch.us
@bennyjohnson @jockowillink @GrantCardone @LauraLoomer @nickshirleyy @jamesfishback
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
Worth noting.. @harveyspistols might just give you the Frog Skinned Beretta A300 Ultimate Patrol in 12GA. One lucky Amphibious Trash Panda who follows the rules of the giveaway will bag this unbelievably sweet swamp swatter. In addition to that offering, a legendary reply could bag you a Ruger Rangler revolver, in Bronze!
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
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HangingWithStandrew retweeted
100 likes in an hour, and I’ll give away a $100 guns dot com gift card 👀
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
This week's giveaway is hereby posted!
We have a @Ruger_Firearms made @MarlinFirearms 1895 SBL 18.5" .45-70GOV'T Rifle! We also have a bonus giveaway opportunity this week!
At first Rascal thought he saw @Shadzey1 lurking in the woods, not creepy at all, but it turned out to be @philthatremains enjoying a smoke! If you all can manage to get Phil to repost this week's giveaway I will draw a second winner for the @ShadowSysUSA CR920X pictured under Phil's noggin!
You must follow @harveyspistols or be a follower, repost or quote post, like, and reply to enter. Winner announced on Mondays! We appreciate you all greatly. This how we get the word out of our sales, promotions, whimsy, and wisdom.
Rascal went deep in the Appalachian forest to bring this giveaway back for you so give a howdy and a grateful nod! See you on the mossy side of the tree!
Fair warning to all, every entry, big account or small, has the same opportunity to win. There ya have it.
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
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HangingWithStandrew retweeted
This week's giveaway is hereby posted! You must follow or be a follower, repost or quote post, like, and reply to enter. Winner announced on Mondays!
We appreciate you all greatly. This how we get the word out of our sales, promotions, whimsy, and wisdom.
Rascal went behind enemy lines to bring this giveaway back for you so at least pretend to be grateful. See you on the flippity flip!
Fair warning to all, every entry, big account or small, has the same opportunity to win. There ya have it.
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
Really think about this
“Crazy how the government has been shut down for over two weeks and — nobody even freaking noticed. Think about that for a second. Entire departments with thousands of government workers sitting at home and not a damn thing changed in your life. Roads didn't disappear, the lights didn't go out, country didn't collapse.
So maybe the real question is, were they ever really essential anyway? We've been told for decades that the government keeps the country running, that without it, Society would crumble. Right? But if you can shut the whole thing down and nothing changes, it's a pretty clear indication that the system isn't what's holding everything together. We are.
Because while corrupt politicians are busy f*cking off and blowing taxpayer dollars on lavish parties in far off lands — It's us, the producers, the builders, the small business owners, the blue collar men and women showing up every damn day who actually keep this country running. And what do we get in return? Higher taxes, higher prices, and less freedom.
They print fake money, they throw it at failed programs, and they still tell you to do your part. Meanwhile, your dollar buys less and your work gets taxed more. And the people making the rules never feel a single ounce of the pain that they caused. $37 trillion in debt, and these clowns still act like the solution is to spend more. More agencies, more staff, more handouts, more bullshit titles that don't contribute a shred of value to the American people.
That is not how this country's government was intended to run. It's a bloated system feeding itself while pretending to serve you.
The truth is, if an entire department can shut down for weeks and nobody notices, that means that the system is irrelevant. It's dead weight, and the American people are doing just fine without them because we're the ones who are keeping this great American nation alive, not the suits in DC”
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
This Week's Harvey's & @TeamHornady colab Giveaway is up! As you know we use this to advertise for our shop as X won't take our money. Please Follow (if you are not already), like, repost or quote post, and reply (once is fine and I like funny ones) to enter.
We have a @HiPointFirearms 9mm set for giveaway! Get in there an lets make this huge! Expect to win some great @TeamHornady swag and ammo with this giveaway as well! Greatly appreciate you all! Last week's giveaway WINNER will be posted soon!
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
🚨BREAKING: Florida passed a law recognizing gold & silver coins as legal tender, tax-free and can be used for paying debts + government fees.
Effective July 1, 2026, gold + silver coins will be sales tax–exempt + must be accepted by all financial institutions.
#Florida #Gold #Silver
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
Rascal wearing a snake for a necktie says hello! This week's giveaway is a technically used but in great condition Sig Sauer MCX Rattler Canebrake in .300 blackout! @TeamHornady said something sneaky and I knew I had just the thing!
Please Follow, Like, Repost, and Reply to enter! In case that seems like a lot of hoops you guessed it, we are trying to grow this account and earn your attention and your business as X does not accept our advertising dollars! Entry window is from 10/13 - 10/20.
Help us spread the word, the love, and the weaponry for the good folk in our communities to stand up against the darkness when it comes knocking! We appreciate you all and I wish the best of luck to all!
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
This week's giveaway is hereby posted! We have a Kimber LW Shadow Ghost 1911 chambered in .45acp for your yearning pleasure. Please follow, like, repost, and reply to enter. If it seems like we are working hard to get eyes on our account. WE ARE. X will not accept our advertising dollars so we are trying to entice you to advertise for us. Love y'all and have a kickin week! Rascal stayed up late looking through old files to find this one. Good luck to all!
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
This is a scam account. Do not interact DMs with this. They are trying to steal your crypto. There is no CEO of DGB. Report this account.
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
No disrespect to my catholic friends, but I don't see how you can possibly defend this.
Christians are being genocided in Nigeria and the pope is praying over a block of ice to appease climate change Marxists.
Make it make sense.
HangingWithStandrew retweeted
PAXLOVID...Pfizer's Approved 'Antiviral' Treatment For Mild COVID Symptoms.
It Contains The HIV/AIDS Drug Ritonavir As A 'Booster' To Enhance Paxlovid's 'Other Ingredients.'
Package Insert Includes A Black Box Warning: "Paxlovid Leads To Severe Life Threatening Fatal Events."
Ingredients in PAXLOVID...
Nirmatrelvir--Antiviral drug
Ritonavir--HIV/AIDS drug
Titanium dioxide
Anhydrous dibasic calcium phosphate
Copovidone
Polysorbate 80
Talc
Colloidal silicon dioxide
Croscarmellose sodium
Lactose monohydrate
Microcrystalline cellulose
Sodium stearyl fumarate
Iron oxide red
Polyethylene glycol
Paxlovid 'Rebound' Covid Illness...within 2 to 8 days after completing the five-day course of Paxlovid; a rebound of infectious & transmissible COVID Coronavirus is experienced.
Paxlovid/Nirmatrelvir Post Marketing Adverse Events...
Severe skin reactions:
Painful sores or ulcers in the mouth, nose or genital area. Blistering, peeling or loosening of the skin.
This includes life-threatening conditions like Stevens-Johnson syndrome & toxic epidermal necrolysis.
Internal Organ Reactions:
Severe Liver & Kidney damage. Elevated blood sugar leading to Type 2 Diabetes. Elevated blood pressure causing hypertension.
Various Frequent Reactions:
Altered taste: Many people report a metallic or bitter taste, called "Paxlovid mouth", Diarrhea, Headache, Nausea, Muscle pain, Fatigue.
Paxlovid/Ritonavir Post Marketing Adverse Events...
Pancreatitis: Symptoms of inflammation of the pancreas include severe abdominal pain that may radiate to the back, nausea & vomiting.
Liver Damage & Toxicity: Ritonavir causes liver damage. Signs include yellowing of the skin or eyes (jaundice), dark urine, pale stools, stomach pain, loss of appetite & itching.
Heart rhythm changes: This can cause an irregular or fast heartbeat, dizziness, lightheadedness, chest pain & fainting.
Metabolic changes: Increases triglyceride levels & raises blood sugar, leading to diabetes.
Body fat changes: This is known as lipodystrophy syndrome, causing an accumulation of fat in areas like the neck ("buffalo hump") & stomach.
Increased bleeding risk & kidney stone formation.
Neurological effects: Patients experience dizziness, headaches & a burning, tingling, or "pins & needles" sensation in the hands, feet, or around the mouth.
Taking Into Consideration Of Illness Duration:
For all of the side effects from Paxlovid & other antivirals that must be endured...antivirals only shorten flu duration from 5 days to 4 days. Antivirals only shorten the duration of illness by 1 day.
Serious Life Threatening Drug Interactions:
Ritonavir HIV/Aids drug interacts with & negatively affects 100s of common medications that patients take on a daily basis. This results in life threatening serious adverse events (SAE) & fatalities.
Paxlovid Does Not Reduce Hospitalization Or Death As Pfizer Data Reported:
"Paxlovid’s effect on COVID-19 hospitalization is four times weaker than the effect originally reported in Pfizer’s 2022 clinical trial."
👇Pfizer PAXLOVID Package Insert👇
labeling.pfizer.com/ShowLabe…
👇Adverse Events Of Nirmatrelvir & Ritonavir👇
pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/article…
👇Paxlovid 4X Less Effective Than Pfizer Reported👇
uclahealth.org/news/release/…
Speaker: Dr Jeffrey Barke, MD