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Joined July 2026
🚨 Breaking a leaked paper from France Football shows that Kylian Mbappe wins the 2026 Ballon D’or with 10 points ahead of Harry Kane. 🤩 Congratulations Dictaror🫡 🙌
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🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Compensation awards to be given out tonight. Lamine yamal: Kopa Trophy 🏆 (Best young player) Harry kane: Gerd Muller Award 🏆 (Best men Goal scorer) Mbappe: Ballon D’Or (Best Men player) This shows you all who the real winner is 🤔🙄 #Mbappe #yamal #BallonDor
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Ballon d’Or is tonight In London. Organised by French football. French captain is a top contender. England captain is a top contender. And somewhere in Barcelona, Yamal and his fans are still trying to convince themselves this night is about them. Cute. 🙌👏👏 #BallonDor #mbappe #harrykane
🚨 BREAKING. It's time for Kylian Mbappe to recreate this tonight. Real Madrid AURA is much. #mbappe #BallonDor
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100 goals for Real Madrid, and Mbappé is still putting the team before himself. 🤍 this is the mentality that wins trophies — individual brilliance backed by team-first thinking. 🏆 Is Mbappé building a legacy that could make him a Real Madrid legend? 👀 #Mbappe #RealMadrid #HalaMadrid
REAL MADRID ARE BACK ON TOP! 👑🤍 El Clásico isn’t just a rivalry — it’s about who owns the history. Madrid now lead Barcelona 107–106 in wins. Madridistas, is this the start of another era of dominance, or will Barça hit back? 👀 #RealMadrid #ElClasico #HalaMadrid
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Homeboe Talks retweeted
“Better than Madueke” is not even on the MLS team of the week 🤡🤡🤡🤡
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Barcelona vs Elche 5-0 Barcelona vs Athletic Club 2-0 Barcelona vs Rayo Vallecano 5-2 Barcelona vs Valencia 5-0 Barcelona vs Levante 4-2 Barcelona vs Racing de Santander 7-2 Barcelona vs Sevilla 3-1 Barcelona vs Getafe 3-0 Barcelona vs Real Betis 5-2 Barcelona had a perfect run in laliga until a certain French Adolf Hitler Mbappe arrived. Live long the king 🤴👑
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Homeboe Talks retweeted
This Yan Diomande dribble here is better than Lamine Yamal entire career.
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Let’s get the party started. Lamine Yamal will not taste the ballon D’or tonight
🚨 𝗝𝗨𝗦𝗧 𝗜𝗡: Barcelona already are aware the Kopa Trophy tonight is for Lamine Yamal. They also do not rule out that he also wins the Ballon d'Or. — @COPE
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Tenhag didn’t have to laugh at Carrick 😂😂
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What Manchester United fans think Bruno Fernandez is 😂😂🙌🏼
we have seen magic we had never seen before🩵🪄
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🚨 BREAKING. It's time for Kylian Mbappe to recreate this tonight. Real Madrid AURA is much. #mbappe #BallonDor
GM. TB when Benzema bitch-slapped Gavi in the back of the head like a little punk, then next day took the Ballon d’Or while that little bitch watched. Need Mbappé to do the exact same to Yamal’s soft ass.
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In-form Nicholas Jackson and Aston Villa against Barcelona 😂
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“We don’t care about camel league” 🤡🤡🤡🤡
982 goals, but no place in the Saudi Pro League Team of the Week?
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What do men even want today?
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Yama doesn’t deserve Ballon D’Or Yama doesn’t deserve Ballon D’Or Yama doesn’t deserve Ballon D’Or Yama doesn’t deserve Ballon D’Or Yama doesn’t deserve Ballon D’Or Yama doesn’t deserve Ballon D’Or
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An unexpected opportunity. A financial breakthrough,Good news from the universe 🙏🙏🙏
What’s one thing you’re praying for ? ❤️🙏
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Homeboe Talks retweeted
Being broke in Nigeria is a full time job. You wake up, check your account balance, sigh, pray, check again and some how expects a miracle in 5 mins.
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These days, if your parents ask how much your phone cost, you have to lie. One small slip of the tongue and the whole family will start depending on you for money.
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Being single in Nigeria is very funny You want a partner, you want money, you want peace, you want soft life. But your account balance is asking you to focus on one problem at a time 😂😭
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If your partner suddenly became broke today, would you stay and build with them or leave
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We cashed out regardless 👏
I have a feeling we are losing this game 😭
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