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I’m not asking, Chelsea.

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Joined March 2024
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Who tf keeps voting for Elizabeth Warren???
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but your weed smells like shit
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Everything went to shit when NASCAR renamed the Winston Cup series
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Fuck these people to the bowels of hell
Blessed are the poor.* *Except poor white people from Appalachia. They’re just stupid scum and we should laugh at them as much as possible while killing them and replacing them with foreigners.
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Men, heads up, when your woman says she doesn’t want anything for Valentines Day make sure you bring home a little flower or some chocolate for God’s sake
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"Happy Valentine's Day!" - The Universe
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My taste buds have officially changed. Never liked pickles. Today had a Cuban sandwich with lots of pickles and it was delicious
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All dogs are therapy dogs. The majority are just freelancing.
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Ah you’ve met my Dad
A man with a resting face that makes people think he might be angry is very underrated.
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Leaving little bits of my DNA behind every time I throw away a ZYN
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It really just makes you not want to pay taxes at all
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Some people can’t make an over medium egg to save their life
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I could never be in a lesbian relationship. Imagine putting up with some crazy woman 24 hours a day. God bless
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Checking in on threads 🙄
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The most frustrating thing about DEI is every time a woman or a minority is involved in an incident it’s just assumed that they were an incompetent DEI hire. Very disappointing
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*Whispers* it wasn’t the price of eggs
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Nothing it’s absolutely perfect 🤌🏼
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Sorrow can be alleviated by good sleep, a bath and a glass of wine. -St. Thomas Aquinas
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