@Hoochie_Captain

🫱🏾‍🫲🏿Content Creator🤌🏾 No link ,No meets ,no hanging out, not even to smoke cause y’all can’t even roll 🙄 My only and official page 🌈$10 dm fee‼️

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Joined April 2018
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Y’all like ?!? Idcccccc I doooooo😌🫡
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The Freight God aka Bucknasty@joebuck125Oct 26
Ever since I learned spiders learn our routines to stay out the way, I be feelin kinda bad when I catch one lackin. Like my bad gang, I’m not usually awake at this hour you’re right. This isn’t a death sentence for you I promise
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I’m finna get off this app before I start hating fr💔
kash__x3@thaboyzmom320h
Stop asking me what imma be for Halloween 😒 imma be this nigga freak 😜😝😝😝😝😝
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Black Girl
@t_sadiity18h
fck all dat good morning sht ngga, did a btch do that dck last night????
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☆@BOOTYCLAP300Oct 26
bro ain't nobody thinkin about that big thick juicy ass dick anyway
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Hoochié Captain Official’💦@Hoochie_CaptainJun 23
I should be grinding against something else 😫😔💦
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mari 🫦@DabombbestmariOct 27
Tore they ass out the frame😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Oct 26
They ain't stand a chance 😭😭😭😭
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Ichigo Niggasake
@SomaKazima2Oct 26
They ain't stand a chance 😭😭😭😭
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Or the time this nigga accidentally sent me the video of him fucking his bm the morning after telling me he’d never fuck her again mind u supposedly on accident when he was supposed to be sending it to her 🤣🤣🤣
IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels
@RealFamilyCrete19h
Have someone you ever liked sent you a video of them fucking someone else?
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Mind u I just wanted like a nut video or some ..that mf was getting dick ate and yes I saved the video and checked the date was earlier that week🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😭
IG: RealFamilyConcrete 🩸Crete Samuels
@RealFamilyCrete19h
Have someone you ever liked sent you a video of them fucking someone else?
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Yea by the looks of things I’m not finna be eating dick on Halloween 💔we gone try harder next year
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Welp that was fun while it lasted ….
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m𑣲cèo@maceonotesOct 26
if she tells you she likes flowers, she is not saying "buy them now." what she is really telling you is: one day, with no occasion at all, show me you remembered.
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@ysljenniiOct 26
When they called me self centered but at least they didn’t call me male centered
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Ion do warnings , I just wake up and move different after accepting what it is .
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I really don’t kno what’s better like squirting or creaming videos cause they both just do some different 🤧
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I’m looking for a cosplay character but can’t remember her name to even look up the costume
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Missing somebody really does make u grouchy cause why i just can’t see u already 😭
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Goodmorning 🤧 say it back…
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The Most High Libra 10/10
@LenValyrianOct 25
Stay home. I can tell from these tweets that you would absolutely kill the vibes
Womansplainer
@iWomansplainerOct 25
My friend wants to plan a couples, no-kids weekend getaway, splitting the cost of a large AirBNB, in January for her 30th birthday. I really do not love this idea (husband is mortified), neither to spend the money nor to get someone to take the toddler for 3 days. It would be a 2.5 hour drive away for us, too, so it’s not like we’re close if something happens. I haven’t been away from him for even 1 night yet and he still just seems so young! It would be very hard to leave him for that long. Am I just a party pooper who needs to get over it? Genuine question. Like I actually need advice here guys
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