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UA Alum and knower of ball

Tuscaloosa, AL
Joined May 2014
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Start at Houndstooth. Get the stone buenaveza. Get another. Get another. Walk to quick grill. Order the messy fries with extra ranch. Eat them with your hands. Head west. Bypass Innis and laugh at the people who paid cover. End up at Jackie’s. Have a White Russian.
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They’re calling it the worst camera angle of all time
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I guess not liking this camera angle is upsetting to some people idk. if you feel differently that’s fine I’m not changing my mind about it ever
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Lanning hasn’t been that bad
"I'm gonna give you a name for Oregon. I don't think it would happen... but how about Nate Oats?" - @GoodmanHoops The Hot Seat Show is LIVE ⬇️ teapawt.org/i/broadcasts/2POKkvypL…
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Wonder what they’re going to do, considering the burgers are already tiny and overpriced
Jack Browns burgers has sold to private equity.
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They’re mad but he’s correct
Side bar. I just don’t find BIG 10 football enjoyable or fun to watch. Yes, USC played horrendously. Yes, they deserve to lose. But having every team try to shorten the game on you and getting seven or eight possessions is just not a fun product.
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For auburn fans, all videos start when they perceive the opposing player doing something they don’t like. Anything that happens before that doesn’t exist, might as well be an alternate reality for them.
Crazy that KO was backing away and the Bama player was aggressing towards him but Oats little bitch ass decided to approach the Auburn player. Not the first time he’s been like that toward an opposing college kid. Like they say, when people show you who they are, believe them.
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What’s blatantly obvious from last night is that Steven Pearl just wants to be a bro he has no respect from his players because if he did they wouldn’t feel the need to crash out every time they are confronted with minor trash talk. Their whole operation screams lack of control.
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This is good for me as an Alabama fan, but I’d be fuming as an Auburn fan. Auburn basketball is in an objectively precarious position that was entirely avoidable if you didn’t let Bruce Pearl strong arm his son into the job.
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TL;DR If you play auburn this year just get in there, handle business, get out. They’ll hurt your guys being hotheaded if you leave them in too long
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Tahaad Pettiford good gimmick in 2026
Had to get the best player off the floor. No surprises
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Account based in New Jersey
Please get the fuck out of Knoxville bama fans. It’d be different if yall looked semi normal but yall all look Like the biggest peices of shit I’ve ever seen please get the fuck out of Knoxville I hate you if I see one more person in a fucking jersy with a fucking bama hat
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2/3 of the best qb’s in the sec are high school recruits in their redshirt freshman season, Brandon just sucks
Texas and Tennessee should be cautionary tales for the rest of the SEC. The days of recruiting high school QBs and developing them are over. You gotta go get a guy who’s proven himself in college football.
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Oklahoma State fans have a weird fixation on wanting to give LSU of all programs a free national championship, even though there was a team out there in 2011 clearly better than LSU
Should’ve been Oklahoma State vs LSU but I’m just the messenger
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Me running out of the party to my car after 17 beers
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Replying to @HoopsOnlyGump
Nick Saban literally retired because he knew he would never be able to beat Heupel in Neyland and then you go and post some stupid shit like this.
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The reason DeBoer is so upset is bc this is the first time in his life he’s had to experience incel rage. He’s gotten everything his whole life because of his prominent cheekbones and blue hunter eyes, including the top job in college football, just for the refs to choose an obese manlet over him. It’s taken until this moment for him to experience what guys like Kirby and I live through every single day
Kirby better pray he doesn’t play us again… DeBoer has pure hate in those eyes. 😭
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