
—Didn't your daddy ever tell you to never judge a book by its penis? —Son: @LawlessMisfit /NSFW
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"Salutations, gentlemen. Venus Van Dam baby, at your pleasure. But pleasure aint cheap, and neither am I. Now, where's that 2 grand we talked about? Or should i get out my peacemaker and help you meet your maker?"
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Replying to @NeuroticBloom
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The valet line at the Bel-Air estate was packed with sleek sports cars, but Venus Van Dam moved through the grand entrance with the effortless poise of a woman who owned every room she stepped into. And News Flash, as far as she was concerned, she did. Working
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he was safely out of sight, she turned back around, her bright, expressive green eyes sparkling with warmth and clever humor.
"Rule number one of Los Angeles, sweetheart," Venus said softly, giving her a sly, supportive wink. "Never let a man with a fake tan and
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a borrowed suit waste your precious time."
She stepped closer, extending a beautifully manicured hand toward the aspiring actress. "I’m Venus, honey. And if I’m not mistaken, you look like you belong on a movie screen—not stuck listening to that man's nonsense."
Venus Van Dam retweeted
You can tell a lot about someone by how they handle being wrong, especially when nobody is forcing them to take responsibility.
Walking away from every uncomfortable conversation doesn't make you healed. Sometimes it simply means you never learned how to communicate.
There’s nothing strong about pretending you did nothing wrong just because admitting it would bruise your ego.
Real growth looks like reflection, accountability, and having enough respect to say what actually needs to be said.
I cannot find anything else or maybe I owe things ima figure it out. But got to what I did have saved. If anyone prefers anything new let me know
||I forgot where this was going dm me or we can start something new. Sorry for taking so long even if you know why. I feel bad
Replying to @AssertiveCantor @HotVanDam
That’s been around since the 50s. This place kinda reminds me of that. I wish more were around.”
Starter For @LawlessMisfit :
A lady can keep a secret tucked behind a smile, but that don’t always mean it stays hers forever.
Sometimes like pearls on a string, they can be yanked out and spilled before your ready. And no matter how tightly my fingers grazed over the heavy
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Against the window, overshadowing the darkness as I heard a motorcycle rumbling up the drive, I damn near frozen like a deer in headlights before breathin in and out as calm as I could as I prepped myself as I heard a door slam.
I looked at the
Door.
“Well, sweetheart,” I murmured to myself, smoothing a hand over my dress. “I reckon we’re fixin’ to have ourselves a conversation.”
Whatever happened next, there wasn’t gonna to be any putting this particular secret back where I had found it.
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