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Hotep Dad Max πŸ₯ŠπŸ

@HotepDadMax

Piece of shit. I am a heavyweight

Joined January 2018
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I hope you find what you're looking for while scrolling here, fellow traumatised human. I was once angry, too, so I also hope you find what you need - to help you come to terms with your past, the present, and yourself. You just have to work towards it. Peace and blessings πŸ™
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Jim Retarbaugh
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Aaron Hernandez in heaven realizing he’d be on the Chiefs rn if he didn’t kill himself
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If Downs can get arrested today, he'll be a Chief by tomorrow.
Underdog NFL (@UnderdogNFL) profile pictureUnderdog NFL
@UnderdogNFL19h
Fowler: Josh Downs requested a trade from the Colts.
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Λβ˜…ΛŽ@shaunnnskiiOct 28
u interact with 1 fucking tweet and twitter shows u EVERY variation of said tweet for the next 48 hours what is that about???
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@omgsidewalksOct 28
PLEASE don’t judge any teenagers trick or treating. Let them hold onto any innocence this world hasn’t stole from them.οΏΌ
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Chiefs signed Justin Tucker. Shit, if they're gonna bring on Diet Ike, why wouldn't they bring back the original too? Just waiting to see Tyreek's name on this app any day now
Hotep Dad Max πŸ₯ŠπŸ (@HotepDadMax) profile pictureHotep Dad Max πŸ₯ŠπŸ@HotepDadMaxOct 21
Someone gon use this chaos as a smoke screen to sign Tyreek Hill
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Schizophrenia βœ… People already waxing nostalgic for the days of Kelce and Tyreek. Maybe I'm not old enough to remember Brady needing this level of PR and cope. Hoo boy
Ethan Strauss (@SherwoodStrauss) profile pictureEthan Strauss
@SherwoodStraussOct 26
Explaining the Mahomes decline
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It's fuck the Patriots all day over here and I usually refer to the man as "Cry Brady* but I will put some fuckin respect on his name
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πŸ§€#NeverSerious (@B0NYPH0NY) profile picture
πŸ§€#NeverSerious@B0NYPH0NYOct 22
That shit say 55TDS and 5,500 yards
Barkley (@Barkley_Tap) profile pictureBarkley
@Barkley_TapOct 21
What season was the best?
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𐕣@GottalovechazeOct 22
coworker passed away over the weekend. we were informed during a meeting, everybody was shocked for about a minute, then the meeting continued like nothing happened. bro, these jobs really aren’t worth the strain we put on ourselves
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why the fuck is the sex offender registry list not public in Canada???
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Ash
@theashrbOct 23
Yes. The fuck?
GiΙ΄ (@Demeter_Erinia) profile pictureGiΙ΄
@Demeter_EriniaOct 22
Is it rude to bring your dog to someone's house without asking first?
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stephanie@StephsNaFluffyOct 22
How specific but thank you
Dexerto (@Dexerto) profile pictureDexerto
@DexertoOct 22
Taco Bell has confirmed Mountain Dew Baja Blast is staying for another 11 years
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maddie@madsssagascarOct 22
one by one you guys will realize that real life is not twitter lmfao
c β™‘ (@skinofmyteeths) profile picturec β™‘@skinofmyteethsOct 21
i’m at the mall and a woman stopped walking right in front of me so as i passed her i said β€œfirst day on earth?” and SHE FOLLOWED ME INTO A STORE TO CONFRONT ME
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@CalebFC18Oct 21
I’ve never been in a situation where I beat a woman’s ass. Maybe that’s just me?
Ari Meirov (@MySportsUpdate) profile pictureAri Meirov
@MySportsUpdateOct 21
#Packers HC Matt LaFleur on RB Josh Jacobs’ return: β€œI think a lot of times you get in a situation where you might not make the right decision. I think people learn from their mistakes. He’s extremely remorseful. I do believe he is a good person. I’ve been around him quite a bit. I believe in second chances.”
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Someone gon use this chaos as a smoke screen to sign Tyreek Hill
NFLPA (@NFLPA) profile pictureNFLPA
@NFLPAOct 21
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BODEGA PEPTIDES@bigsnuggaOct 19
yes this is how emotionally regulated adults break up
your babyy β€οΈπŸ¦‹ (@Veryweirdgirl_) profile pictureyour babyy β€οΈπŸ¦‹
@Veryweirdgirl_Oct 17
Ever dated someone who disappeared completely after the breakup? No calls, no texts, no drama. They just moved on like you never existed.
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Jonathan Jones (@jjones9) profile pictureJonathan Jones@jjones9Oct 20
The NFL has concluded that the process surrounding Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts being cleared to play in Week 5 with a superficial blood clot β€œwas handled appropriately,” a league source tells @TheAthletic nytimes.com/athletic/7708077…
Eagles won’t be punished for handling of Jalen Hurts’ blood clots: Source

Eagles won’t be punished for handling of Jalen Hurts’ blood clots: Source

Hurts was diagnosed with blood clots in both lungs and has been ruled out for the remainder of the NFL season.

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Lunwi@lunwi75Oct 19
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Cosmic Marvel (@cosmic_marvel) profile pictureCosmic Marvel
@cosmic_marvelOct 18
Taika Waititi’s β€˜STAR WARS’ film is now on hold. (via inverse.com/entertainment/ta…)
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@jarvis_bestOct 20
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New York Post (@nypost) profile pictureNew York Post
@nypostOct 20
Jay-Z chooses himself for Super Bowl halftime show trib.al/4hSStWP
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I'm old enough to remember 2023 when Damar Hamlin almost died on that field, man. Everyone was fucked up. It's not my place to accept or reject this apology but I don't like it, personally.
Michael Robinson (@RealMikeRob) profile pictureMichael Robinson@RealMikeRobOct 20
My official apology to @JalenHurts @Eagles and the entire fanbase. My comments were wrong. No excuse.
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