Disgusted by the 🍊 💩 🤡 and his traitorous cult. Trying to reconcile my good intentions and general optimism with being a grudge-holding petty-ass bitch.
Looking to move north
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Every time I find myself asking “Who could possibly take these morons seriously?,” I have to remember that we are dealing with people who are emotionally invested in TV wrestling and think the ark thing really happened.
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This is what it looks like in front of the Lincoln Memorial now after Trump’s Birthday Party. Who’s paying to clean this mess up because we know it’s not the UFC!
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MAJOR BREAKING: In a now deleted post by former MMA fighter Daniel Cormier, he posted screenshots of Eric Trump trying to get an insider scoop on whether any of the MMA fights at the White House are rigged so that he could try and illegally make money off of them..
Below is the Direct Messages that Trump allegedly sent Cormier. There is no reason to doubt the legitimacy of these messages.
Instead of boo-ing him, it should be
“PED-O-PHI-LE” clap clap clap-clap-clap
“PED-O-PHI-LE” clap clap clap-clap-clap
“PED-O-PHI-LE” clap clap clap-clap-clap
Every time. Every where. For as long as it takes.
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Shrey spelling 32 words in 90 seconds to win the Spelling Bee is the new greatest athletic accomplishment of 2026. I don’t even know how he said the letters that fast. Got a “Holy Mackerel” out of
@minakimes
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Eighty year old dementia ridden, bigoted Trump, wearing makeup, a ton of hairspray, lifts and a diaper or two, slanders Talarico calling him a transgender and a disaster. All the while being interviewed by his daughter-in-law like in a banana republic.
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I'm facing a serious threat and had to cancel my 'open to the public' appearances. I've never done that. I hated doing it.
I hope you will consider ordering my new book The Final Score today. It comes out Tuesday.
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What if Taylor Swift put out a country album for #13 to bring all full circle back to the beginning.
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It's striking how much Trumpists hate what's made the United States great: immigration, trade, medical and scientific research, the rule of law, an enlightened patriotism, a willingness and ability to correct past injustices.
At the end of the day, Trumpism is Third Worldism.
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💯. Kamala Harris put together a campaign in 100 days trying to save democracy. She balanced a positive message w/ sounding the alarm on everything from tyranny to tariffs. She stepped up when others could've, but didn't.
It's not fair to leverage other campaigns to attack her.
PRO-TIP: When getting an overpriced oil change at the dealership, create your own “discount” by filling your bag with their complimentary waiting room snacks.
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The lives of American troops - and every American life - depends on the people in charge of our government taking their responsibilities seriously. But again and again, including with the incompetence that came to light today, they are demonstrating the opposite.
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I think having @PeteButtigieg doing a daily Dem press briefing on Capitol Hill is an outstanding idea. Make him the Democratic Press Secretary and give him a staff.
I promise you the media will cover him -- especially the ones Trump just kicked out of the White House!
#TheMaskedSinger must have hired a new production designer. This season opener feels really elevated!