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The wife has been denying all my advances at sex lately and cooked me a bullshit crockpot dinner tonight so I been in the living room pelting her black son in the back of the head with peanut m&m's and muttering slurs at him
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Back when people used to say “How it feels to chew 5 gum,” this is what I imagined it felt like
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Getting a handjob from a broad who welds in her free time and her calloused hands keep making my body jolt in a manner like I'm taking tick damage in an MMO game
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Reports are surfacing that Ethan’s affair initially started with Tamara sexually harassing him, at one point removing her shirt in the studio, fondling her own breasts and telling Ethan “I bet your little Arsit fishhead wife doesn’t have these Khazars.”
I’ve been stealing my wife’s clothes, staring into the mirror and singing ‘Reflection’ from Mulan to myself as I whimper and cry.
When girls fart and it goes up the front does it make that “clint” thingy flap like hair in the wind?
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An Indian man chased me down after I crossed the street while walking on the sidewalk. He asked, “Did you cross because you think I stink?”
I said “No, I saw the black guy walking behind you.”
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We STILL here, we STILL fucking, cuz u know u can’t keep a couple big backed wiggers down fo long befo we finna git back UP 💵🔥🙏🏻😫🔫
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My therapist asked me to draw my ideal partner. I sketched with the brushwork of a Renaissance muralist: no wants, no opinions, no face that could hold eye contact. She suggested a houseplant. I had tried one. It died of neglect, which segued nicely into my next point about women
