I was hesitant when she first mentioned the bull, but seeing her blindfolded and writhing with lust, I’ve never felt less a fool. An eternity of ecstasy is written on her face, forever transfixed, as the Minotaur’s spear length phallus blooms through her cervix.

Hey @grok what are 5 reasons for people to unfollow me?

She was a five and they were guys.

Walked past a single mom sitting down as her daughter danced about. We did the white people smile as I passed. Chanced a last glance and she was already staring at me, a tiredness in her eyes I only ever see in the mirror. The old war wound flares up. Another coward’s death.

When she says I’m old enough to be her dad

Turns out the woke side ending is the bad one. Who’d of thought?

“Why, I feel all thin, sort of stretched, if you know what I mean: like jism that has been spread over too much face.”

Ran into a handicapable demisexual orc they/them in front of an ableist stairway. I did my best as a white man of privilege to listen and learn to this strong, proud minority voice, but my squire stabbed her in the back in the middle of explaining polycule dynamics.

Crisp chill in the air. Leaves turning all shades of sunset. A knit beanie covering up my long receded hairline, getting me eye fucked by single mothers while cruisin the park. Autumn is back baby.

I think it’s great women like whores at the gym, I just wish they would act the part. Tried giving a gal a 50 for a little “clean and jerk” behind the dumpster and the look she gave me! Don’t wear the uniform if you can’t do the job sister.

RT @MUTANTCOINonSOL: Asmongold watching himself in the latest $MUTANT promo.

I was gobsmacked when the bull and my ex-wife asked me to officiate their wedding. Of course I said yes. We’re workshopping his vows tonight and tomorrow I’m helping her choose the perfect princess dress. I just love love.

When I say my future wife is at home doing her algebra homework I never expected her dad to be on board.

I gotta go outside man.

Just looked down at my dick and sighed.