🐺 Early Alpha Hunter | AI • Infra • Privacy | Farm. Accumulate. Execute. 🚀 | Front Running Tomorrow's Winners Today
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this is literally me right now 😂 sky turned green outside, chart turned green on my phone. no sleep for the pack until $LOBIN reprices 🦞🐺
HAHAHAHA IMAGINE THIS! 🐺🛷🔥
You ape into $SAFUFUND at $15K MC before heading out to run the huskies.
Then you disappear into the wilderness. No charts. No Telegram. JUST DOGS! ❄️🐾
Meanwhile, crypto is having an absolute MELTDOWN.
One of the biggest exchange hack stories in crypto history. 💀@binance
You come home, open the charts...
$ SAFU IS SITTING AT $2.5 FUCKING MILLION MC! 🤯🚀
EXCHANGE FUNDS? NOT SAFU. 💀
THE DOGS? SAFU. 🐺
THE BAG? SAFU AS FUCK!💎🔥
HAHAHAHA ONLY IN THIS FUCKING CRYPTO CASINO!
THE LONG HOWL CONTINUES! 🐺
BULLISH 🐺🦞
Asked @grok to check the $LOBIN top holders on-chain…
Most of the top 10 haven't sold a single bag 👀
early snipers already exited, supply in fresh hands 💎
no mint, no pause, no blacklist
Art by legend @john_skult 🎨
Next big meme on Robinhood Chain?? 🔥 @lobincoin
SELF CUSTODY ISN'T JUST "BUY A HARDWARE WALLET" 🚨🐺
@Trezor just told everyone who bought from reseller @cryptobilis since March to move funds to a NEW seed. someone found an extra circuit board with a cellular module inside a Safe 5 😳
not your keys, not your coins… but also: not your supply chain, not your keys.
buy direct. check the seal. fresh seed.
where did YOU buy your cold wallet? 👀
3am in the USA 🌙
@elonmusk : sleeping on a mattress in the @Tesla factory
@cz_binance : "please stop"
elon, still asleep: 😬
husky on night shift just watching the billionaire beef unfold 🐺🍿
🤖 Made with AI
CZ "stepped down" in 2023
CZ in 2026 during a $6.3B hack: "our shares", "our funds", "please stop elon"
the CEO title changed, the boss didn't 😂🐺
2022: "@FTX_Official has enough to cover all client holdings"
2026: "funds are safe"
@elonmusk just said everything with one emoji 😬
not your keys, not your coins 🐺
HAHAHAHA THE HUSKY GOT TIRED OF COPYING CRYPTO INFLUENCERS! 🐺🤖🔥
SO I BUILT MY OWN FUCKING COPYTRADING BOT WITH @grok!
MEET GROKBOT!👀
No paid calls. No influencer bullshit. No chasing random green candles.
JUST WALLETS, DATA & AUTOMATION!
🐺 Copies REAL buys from wallets I track
🐺 Ignores tokens they simply receive
🐺 Filters honeypots & pausable contracts
🐺 Runs 24/7 on my VPS
🐺 Telegram alerts for EVERY buy & sell
AND THE FIRST PAPER TEST?!
+83% IN ONE FUCKING DAY! 🚀🔥
HAHAHAHA NOT BAD FOR A LITTLE HUSKY EXPERIMENT!
But paper profits aren't real profits. Execution, slippage and liquidity are the next challenges.
NEXT STEP: LIVE TESTING WITH SMALL POSITIONS.
And of course we're doing this during a week of absolute crypto chaos and reported BILLIONS in hacks. 😂💀
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?!
THE HUSKY DOESN'T COPY TWEETS.
THE HUSKY COPIES WALLETS 🐺🔥
DIG FIRST. TEST EVERYTHING. SIZE LATER.
THE LONG HOWL CONTINUES!
WAIT WHAT 🚨🚨
@oolongperp did almost $10M VOLUME
burned 2.36M tokens
lock pot went 7X TODAY
…and it's at 130K MC?? 🤣🤣
1000x perps on robinhood chain
you LOSE a trade and STILL get paid in oolong
built by the UPEG dev 👀
this is not a market cap, this is a JOKE
degen wallet still loaded 🍵🐺 SEND IT 🚀🚀🚀
Oolong today so far:
Volume +$680K → $9.76M
Burned +140K → 2.36M OOLONG
OOLONG bought for losing traders +79K
Lock pot this epoch: 0.02 → 0.15 ETH
Still early. Still growing.
oolong.trade
legend alert: @john_skult 🎨🐺
most of CT doesn't even know it, but the man + @skultstudio drew for $MOODENG, $MUMU, $PEP, $PEOW, $AYWS (500+ pieces!) and more
now his latest masterpiece: @lobincoin 🦞
moodeng fam, @mumu_bull fam, ayws fam, pep & peow fam: show your artist some love today 👇
support the artists who build the culture 🔥
NORTH KOREA HAVING ITS BEST YEAR EVER 💀
bitget $388M, now binance $6.3B, stolen funds landing at the same address per @zachxbt
lazarus running a cleaner treasury strategy than half of CT HAHAHA 🐺 who's next on the list?
🎃 IS THIS CYCLE DIFFERENT $BTC ? 🐺👀
Halloween in the year after every cycle top:
2014: -71% from ATH → bottom 2.5 months AFTER Halloween
2018: -68% from ATH → bottom 6 weeks AFTER Halloween
2022: -70% from ATH → bottom 3 weeks AFTER Halloween
2026: biggest exchange hack in history hits 1 day BEFORE Halloween @binance 💀
every past cycle: dip after Halloween
this cycle: dip before Halloween?
early bottom or one more trick coming? 👇
binance loses $6.3B
whole market bleeding
CT in shambles
$LOBIN: back at 185K mc like nothing happened 🐺🟢
yes it's low cap. yes it's risky.
but in a market like this you gotta believe in something
CZ, Oct 28: "do NOT click links in emails"
@binance , Oct 29: *loses $6.3B*
someone at binance didn't get the memo 🐺💀