A writer and improviser, hoping to figure out if people are actually trying to shake my hand, or are just reaching for something near me.

New York City
Joined November 2011
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Our statement on yesterday's layoffs.
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My 5 year old just leaned in and whispered to me: “Is your purpose in life being bossy?” Well played, little girl.
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I just realized for the last 10 minutes, I’ve been standing with my umbrella open under a covered train platform, in case anyone was wondering how my brain is after not commuting for 2 years.
I only have two kids and I can already understand how Kevin’s mom forgot him in “Home Alone”.
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Three different men called me "Mom" in one improv class this week. So that's the kind of energy I'm putting out there, in case you were wondering.
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TV trope I don’t understand: Never before have I been so nervous to open an envelope that I insisted a friend open it for me. “I’m dying to hear this answer. Please read it to me agonizingly slowly and trip over the words.”
Episode 2 is up! Oh boy. @probablyalison gives an epic monologue in this one and there are actual tears streaming down my face from laughter. (Link in bio.)… instagram.com/p/BnrQuTSFCrJN…
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Hope you're all watching #hiddenpotential right now on #hgtv! Go @TheJasmineRoth go!
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A group of schoolchildren walked by outside singing, and my first thought was honestly: Oh my God, someone organized a flashmob for me! There's something wrong with me.
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If you think I'm working from home and NOT making nachos at 10am, then you're crazy.
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Just held the door for a man, and he said, "Reverse the roles, good for you!" This guy is so woke.
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It's always a good sign when you spend the first 20 min of a movie trying to decide if you've seen it before.
Last night I was visited by a ghost who claimed he had "unfinished business." Turns out he just needed something notarized.
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Hit a real low point last night: I had a dream about picking out the right scrapbook.
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Still thinking about #CaughtTO by @JordiMand at @beyondwallsTPM. Brought up so many great points and was so engaging!
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Great April Fool's joke by the #TTC this morning... No service between Victoria Park and Broadview! All shuttle buses packed. You got me!
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#ThePublicServant was hilarious (great acting and staging) @nightwoodtheat and @commonboots! Now on at @canadianstage!
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Loved the improvised musical #onenightonly @FactoryToronto! "But you didn't know... I'm wearing TWO wigs!" Seriously amazing music + improv!
Replying to @MarkRuffalo
@MarkRuffalo do you recall seeing @chrisrock in #Spotlight? Check out what @chrisrock said: bit.ly/1W7z0cZ. @TheAcademy
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