Ruben Farias

I tricked my brain into thinking that my job is a live action video game with real life consequences, and it fkn worked because it makes it so much more fun.

I wonder what that wine tasted like—the one that used to be water that Jesus did some shenanigans to

These munchies are the truth. I cant stop eating these granola bars…and there’s a giant pile of them🥳

Honestly— I don’t understand

I’ve been trying to get myself addicted to video games again so that it can distract me from excessive online shopping. So far, the results fucking suck

I drive differently ever since I started playing the F1 video game

Ima cruise around and look for space ships

I wonder when it was in my life when the light in my eyes went away🤔

I take my job way too serious smh

I’d rather just never watch tv again if it means dealing with a remote with dead batteries

I honestly believe that my household appliances talk to each other when nobody is looking

If there was no such thing as meteorology, I’d be so tripped out about the weather

I just got a new mouse for my work laptop. My life just got 420% better

Ravishing Rick Rude, Don Frye, and Tom Selleck are literally the exact same dude

ngl I’d probably be remembered as one of the greatest baseball players to ever live if they’d just let me time travel and run some game on those foos from the early 1900’s

I just lived the last 30 minutes of my life believing with my whole heart that it was daytime right now, but irl it’s just past midnight…good times

Being an adult is badass. Just spent the last 45 minutes eating ice cream

guacamole

Fuuuuuuuu getting eaten by an alligator… hell nah

Damn it seems you really gotta do some heavy research just to find out how to deactivate your FB profile