@HumanTestSample

Annoyed, skeptical & eternally optimistic: a crash test dummy for a world gone a little bit crazy. CAUTION: This profile may contain alleged humour or parody.

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Joined June 2018
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Opposition response will be to fly a couple of their crack problem solvers from the middle east. #OptusOutage #Optus #OptusFail
news.com.au
@newscomauHQ7 Nov 2023
#BREAKING: The Australian Government is set to address a mass, ongoing national Optus outage affecting as many as 10 million people. news.com.au/technology/onlin…
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Replying to @AlboMP @DanielAndrewsMP
Good luck! It's almost completely covered by Heritage Overlays - you can't knock anything down!
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Replying to @danilic
Your new neighbours... youtube.com/watch?v=rcHJ4EC2… youtube.com/watch?v=Zxo7wQkC…
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I spoke too soon. The Oz now ponders whether Barbie was a sex doll. What's next?
John Alexander (aka. Crash Test Dummy)@HumanTestSample13 Jul 2023
Replying to @PatMcCaffrie
@PatMcCaffrie C'mon McCaffrie! Surely you're not going to let this "Editor's Pick" from The Oz slip by. This should really turbo-charge the marketing campaign for the movie.
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Replying to @PatMcCaffrie
@PatMcCaffrie C'mon McCaffrie! Surely you're not going to let this "Editor's Pick" from The Oz slip by. This should really turbo-charge the marketing campaign for the movie.
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Replying to @brianklaas @lukemcgee @missdianemorgan
youtube.com/watch?v=w870O8b-… One of the funniest takes... unless you're from the US.
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Replying to @verge
Meta have announced their version of the product.
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