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accelerate to the nearest coastline

Joined July 2017
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First episode of VILLA AQUA with fren and great poaster @blondemantis many goode conversation about vitality and body buildings and such ENJOY!!!
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Humble Pirate-man retweeted
“In the end it comes down to this one thing: Imagine the STUD on the beach. His shirt is off and he is built like Achilles. He and his cohorts take to the sands on their Range Rovers. They set up their beach blankets, set out their rations and scope the prowess. They find a similar group of their peers playing volleyball and they go to join in. Afterword they stride along the beach, looking for girls. They spot one or two. They walk up to them, ask them some simple conversational questions. They exchange numbers. They inform the women where they are staying. They say it would be nice to see them later. No stress, no baggage. They carry on, off into the horizon, continuing their mantra. Perhaps they cool off in the waters, showing off their physical superiority to the FATS who have infested the area. This is not a hypothetical. This is a reality of the real STUD in his prime. They exist out there in the real world. It happens more often than you think. It is a good thing that the STUDS are on the move, and will one day they will be back in control. The STUDS are forming bands of brotherhoods throughout the world. So trust the plan.”
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i’ve been saying we should get rid of guns and bring back swords. robberies and such would be much more respectable if you had to master the art of the sword before hand
Replying to @Humble_mantis
I got a spiritual hard on thinking about this today Mabye i will pursue idea further
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i hide in secret bunker with other woodland creature, many kinds. we have brunch soon. enjoy!
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Things are happening.
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search and destroy
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ever since poasting ep 1 villa aqua sex showe i’ve been bitten nonstop hoards of mosquito!!!! yhis never happen usually as they respect me king of the jungle i fear they coming to get me for telling trooth
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Replying to @greekrespecter
It’s a soft drink
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when in doubt ATTACK
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vitalism is DOING what have you done to earn your mortality take what’s yours
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This is my race…..this my people
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Keeping energy, metabolism, and spirits high. ☀️ ☕️ 🍊
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«You are the Benito Mussolini of your residence» - Humble Pirate-Man Serf
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Good fren @Humble_mantis presents new visions of the future in radio show VILLA AQUA. You listen. You follow. 🏝️ ☀️
First episode of VILLA AQUA with fren and great poaster @blondemantis many goode conversation about vitality and body buildings and such ENJOY!!!
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was going to wait poast for #handsomethursday feel too goode today! something woke up in me virile and violent thise from last upper day yese you enjoy
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i want south american colonial fuck villa all to myself. BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES STAIN THE LIMESTONE STAIR STILL have friend in amazonian tribe bring me special tobac maybe?
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work is rape having a job is rape i’m being raped #metoo
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i wish i was aristocratically hairless all of the time effortlessly. staying, as the gods intended, hairless is my sisyphean task
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