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I am a boy, I have two arms and two legs and I'm a really fast eater. Former blue check.

London, United Kingdom
Joined November 2006
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Replying to @UNIQLO_UK
@UNIQLO_UK my payment is not going through?
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Alright, I'll be giving away this $10,000 Gucci XBox to a follower who retweets this in the next 24 hours. I'll ship it anywhere on earth. Good luck. Here's what's inside: youtu.be/JnGXTk57rOU
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A musician supports Brexit then finds out that Brexit screws musicians and then complains. Well done mate.
"I ordered beer, so why did they bring me beer?"
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If #England win tonight I will pick one person who RT’s this and follows me to win £50 #ENGGER #eng *paid by @VibePay
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This is very worrying. Govt taking control of independent media appointments and vetoing two women of colour from the Channel4 board. theguardian.com/media/2021/a…
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Always take the scenic route 🍂 instagr.am/p/CHTEx6HpZeD/
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Although this gets quite complicated and it's counterintuitive, it does make sense. I'm wondering if the government have any mathematicians advising them? This could save a lot of money. A lot of money.
How we could test ten times more people for coronavirus, without needing any more actual tests. Coronavirus test pooling hasn't had the attention it deserves, so I made a NEW VIDEO about the maths that could give us a covid testing free lunch: youtube.com/watch?v=D-7olodz…
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Here. We. Go. 🥳 We're giving you the chance to #WIN a £50 Amazon gift card. To enter... ✅ Like this tweet ✅ Give us a cheeky retweet ✅ Comment below to let us know what you'll be buying The competition will close on Monday at 12pm when a winner will be chosen at random 👊
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Yet further proof that @carolkirkwood is a National Treasure
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People that wear face masks but don’t cover their nose? 🤷🏾‍♂️ #CoverYourFace
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My home broadband has finally been activated. Praise da lord! 🙏🏽
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Seen 'The Country That Beat the Virus'? Watch it here on All 4: channel4.com/programmes/the-… #foodforthought
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if you’re angry about the fact that JustGiving has pocketed £308,000 from Colonel Tom Moore's £32 million fundraising campaign for NHS staff then just wait until you realise that it should have been your taxes funding the NHS and not a 100yr old man walking around his garden
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Bengali mums have been stockpiling 10 kilo Tilda rice and frozen daal since the mid-1990s mate. That’s what you call super forecasting.