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Humphy Gokart

@HumphyGokart

Anyone who mentions non existent invisible sky daddies or a 2000 year old book of fairy tales will be instantly blocked

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Joined June 2025
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Good morning and Happy Tuesday to everyone who is SMARTER than Donald trump, Jr because unlike him, YOU know that Ohio is already a state, and has been since 1803. Make sure you VOTE today, folks! Let's FLIP the House AND the Senate!!!🙏💪
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Haley Stevens is a traitorous cunt. Pass it on!
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Canada Hates Trump (@AntiTrumpCanada) profile pictureCanada Hates Trump@AntiTrumpCanadaNov 2
Canada is a sovereign country. We have universal healthcare, a longer life expectancy & we don’t live in fear of getting shot. So take your 51st state obsession and shove it up your fat ass - next to your fucking ballroom, you rancid bag of fascist garbage
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Is there anything that @JohnCleese won't repost ,he's fucking everywhere
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@LePapillonBlu2Oct 29
Obama is the GOAT.
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Another crazy incident in our old house (now sold) - We got visited by an official from the planning department for Bedfordshire Borough Council Why? Because Zoe’s (age 12) toy cafe got reported for illegal trading. I kid you not. We had to show the lady around our property to prove we weren’t running an illegal operation.
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Not sure how you’d recognise shower gel ya fat manky racist wankspangle.
Craig Houston (@CraigHouston_) profile pictureCraig Houston
@CraigHouston_Oct 20
I don’t think that’s pepper spray. I think it’s shower gel.
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In case anyone’s still confused: the Ukrainians are the GOOD guys!!
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Just seen this please tell me it's true
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Lakota Man
@LakotaMan1Oct 8
Encourage everyone you know to get out VOTE. We need everyone. We can do this. #vote ✅
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Please let it be true I want to get the party started
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IRAN: “We stand with the wonderful people of Los Angeles and San Diego forever”
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Just woke up and saw this please tell me it's true
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Listen up Fat Caligula: Literally nobody in Canada gives a flying fuck about your imaginary “Lake America.” You don’t get to rename a fucking lake because Canada told you to go fuck yourself. Have I made myself clear, you child-raping pedophile?
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Paul Freid@PaulFreid5Sep 29
An American hero. Please retweet if you agree.
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Mick@motleytoon1Sep 28
Replying to @PolitlcsUK
Complete bollocks. A local farmer called the police after noticing some suspicious activity. Unless the orange idiot knows the farmer personally he’s talking absolute shite🤣🤣
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RETWEET if you stand with Kaitlan Collins against Trump!
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Americans - everybody fucking hates you
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