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💩 Ryder retweeted
This is not an email I ever expected to receive or send.
ALT Image of email reads "The AI design of your email is clever, but significantly lacks warmth. Would it be possible to be contacted by a human being moving forward instead of AI? Many Thanks"
ALT Image of response reads "It's not AI. I'm just autistic. See you next Friday. Sent from Proton Mail mobile.
💩 Ryder retweeted
RIP M&Ms spokescandies. Here's a tribute I made to Green with the original boots ♥️ #TuckerCarlson
Piece of advice for the day:
Try not to hand down sarcastic advice if you’re a murderer 🤣.
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Sometimes I don’t think my job is lit. Then my boss will call me into her office, forget why she called me, and proceed to recount the plot of The Color Purple from memory. Then I think okay, we lit 🔥
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I was today years old when I found out that Denmark has a monarchy
👑 Denmark’s Queen just stripped 4 of her grandchildren of their royal titles so that they can “shape their own existence.”
The kids and their parents aren’t happy. 🧵bit.ly/3BRYNCN
ALT Denmark’s Queen just stripped 4 of her grandchildren of their royal titles so that they can ‘shape their own existence.’ The kids and their parents aren’t happy
💩 Ryder retweeted
Judge reading tweets in family court as evidence that I’m an unfit parent: “She Tony on my Soprano till she gabagool?”
This is why we eat pizza
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