Mostly parenting & therapy humor with a sprinkling of polyamorous snark & exvangelical musings. Nonbinary, gray ace, arospec
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The more you learn to treat your central nervous system like the finicky toddler that it sometimes is, the better off you'll be
Parenting is weird because if anyone else asked me if they could stick their fork in my drink, I'd tell them to go eff themselves, but when my toddler does it, I say "no thanks, but good job asking"
Well they definitely don't cover telling clients that you've changed your name because you've come out as nonbinary in grad school π
Homemade lightsabers: a glow stick, some tape, and aluminum foil. Pinterest, eat your heart out π
Especially looking at you white women who get so annoyed (rightfully so) when men say "not all men" and then turn around and do it to Black and Brown people
6 didn't want to get dressed this morning, so I went to the basement to get him, and he said "stop, first I have to tell you something. Even when you do things to me that I don't like, I still love you." π₯Ή
Gonna see if my gyno can prescribe Zoloft since I'm between PCPs. I'm too much of a hedonist to be working this hard to enjoy life
I had to go into the bank so I grabbed a few. Is this what they mean by falling into sin?
Kind of ridiculous that we recognize that kids, dogs, and puppies need regular unstructured play time to blow off steam or they turn into uncontrolled rage monsters, but we don't think the same applies to adult humans
As parents of littles, it's not that we don't want to play with our kids, it's that we know that if we do something silly once, we're going to have to do it 5000 more times and that's a lot to face when your sanity is hanging by a single thread
FeralTherapist (she/her) π³οΈβπβ£οΈπππ retweeted
I used to teach at a school where many students were refugees and one day a student said something to me I'll never forget: "You don't know what a bad man is. You've never met a bad man." It still chills me to the bone and it's the first thing I thought of when I saw this.
IF YOU DONT THINK THAT PALESTINE DESERVES TO BE FREE THEN EXPLAIN THIS TO ME:
LOOK AT HOW THE IDF IS MOCKING DEAD PALESTINIAN CHILDREN. THIS IS DISGUSTING. THIS IS INHUMANE. #FREEPALESTINE NOW π΅πΈ
Coming out as slightly outside cis - female-ish if you will, is only slightly less unceremonious than coming out as asexual while married with kids, and labeling yourself as gifted is just plain pretentious sounding. So as much as I'd like to throw a coming out party for myself..
Having your kids watched by someone else
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Me to 6: do you want to go to the school dance, bud?
6: I would rather just have my own dance party here at home
Not gonna lie, one of the hardest parts of being a therapist is when your client says something downright hilarious and you can't tell anyone because HIPAA