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And fuck you for making this ugliness the world our kids have to grow up in.

He doesn’t know how to make your fucking eggs cheaper, you dumb fucks.

I dunno, I feel like the Broncos should maybe cover Zay Flowers. Just an idea.

Literally the only surprising part of this story is that Mount Pleasant has a Democratic mayor. Otherwise this is entirely on-brand for the 15666.

My youngest told me he got a hot dog while trick or treating. I didn’t think he meant in his bag.

Kingsize is for amateurs.

My oldest, who is a lifeguard, is dressing for Halloween as Wendy Peffercorn with her boyfriend as Squints, and I'm not sure I've ever been prouder.

I see the basket of deplorables is pretending to be butthurt about name-calling again. Yeah, we’re not entertaining that bullshit. Your pretense went sour years ago.

Every Trump ad is “Kamala wants to bring cartel illegals here to give them free sex change operations in prison so they can play on your daughter’s junior high basketball team,” and that’s not remotely an exaggeration. How are you dimwits not laughing at your own ridiculousness?

Ugh. Go for the first down, there.

There was no significant contact on the punter by the rusher. The punter landed on him on the ground.

I feel like celebrating Pittsburgh's greatest Puerto Rican today... a man who gave his life in service of the home and people he so loved.

Woooooooooooooooooooow Washington…

Why, with Lamar Jackson and Derrick Henry, are the Ravens running some bullshit hard count with a TE under center on third and inches?

Ahh, Browns. You’re so… Browns.

These are utterly repugnant people, and they aren't even pretending otherwise.

Elmo is an utterly shameless spoiled rich kid who knows that his audience doesn't care at all about objective reality or the really obvious discrepancies between it and whatever dumb jabbering he's on about now. Trumpers are perfect for this.

Gonna throw out some love to Corliss Waitman tonight, too. The injury to Cameron Johnston looked like such a blow for the team, but he stepped in and they really have not missed a beat.

Garbage-ass call makes a two-point swing.

The shameless mugging of Steelers receivers continues unabated.