Author of the Cryptid horror series, and Trump can kiss my ass. No DMs unless I actually know you - or you’re an agent or a publisher. #Resist 🌊

Joined November 2017
Replying to @radiocandied
This is the problem and one that the police haven’t quite grasped yet. They police by consent. And if they keep acting in this ridiculous and petty manner they will lose that consent. Society really has had enough of this bullshit.
20
55
3
418
I’m pretty sure no one is going to be stealing his phone.
10
6
1
59
1,220
Author Ian faulkner retweeted
For yall that wanna learn how to make guac🔥
655
1,384
272
6,709
292,515
Author Ian faulkner retweeted
Isn't it ironic how trump says that our current President is making the USA a communist country when in reality it's him and the maga Republican governors who are taking away women's rights, banning books, picking on transgender people etc. THE GOP are the ones doing this.
3
6
14
351
Things Natalia says lol 😂
3
3
22
671
At last! Found a job I’m good at!
7
3
60
4,268
😂😂😂🦜🦜🦜
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
6
5
19
701
When dinner is at 6 and it’s 6:02 🙄
5
2
28
382
Not sure if he’s thinking about his next meal, or he’s plotting an invasion of another country.
6
4
42
465
Marjorie three names - “David Cameron can kiss my ass!” Yeah Marge - he might if your head wasn’t in the way.
11
347
Meanwhile in London….
13
6
1
44
1,058