Valverde: "I was running after Morata quickly to catch up with him hesitating, would it be a sound behavior if I block him to stop him? At that moment I heard a voice coming from behind crying out, “Kill him!” That was Sergio Ramos

Agent Dojo = Football Manager

November and December is too much for God to show up. He’s coming quickly

Bola Tinubu, Chairman, you dey see am?

The deep state, man, it ain’t even deep / You barely have to squint to see it

Cunha is in the losing side for Man Utd Da Cunha is on the winning side for Como Come on Como

A song that dropped 20 years ago. It’s a cultural asset with no expiry date.

Darwin Núñez doesn’t miss penalties; he just gives the goalkeeper, the goalpost and the fans equal chances of celebrating.

Voldemort had a nose job

Tired of waiting on Karma? We built an ombudsman. Complain faster.

Egungun be careful na Snapchat you Dey go . 🎶

The Government wants you to believe that the NNPC’s ₦66 petrol discount is like manna from heaven

better a silenced pen than one that misleads the many

In 1898, irresponsible journalism blamed Spain for sinking the USS Maine with no proof and helped push America into war.

The future of work does not necessarily belong to artificial intelligence. History will continue to favor the brave and the diligent.

Who’s you in that body——Odumeje

In all these things we are more than conquerors

Lord, Deliver us from death Our eyes from tears and Our feet from falling

If you were to recommend one course for Wike to study what course would it be? Me: Peace and Conflict Resolution Add yours

They tried to write a joke about glue, but it just wouldn’t stick so they decided to paste.

Boyfriend’s day now have a romantic meaning. Before it just meant your childhood male buddy.