quit my job to be a part time tweeter.

out here running around.
Joined August 2010
Just here to joke, lie, & talk to myself
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If people dislike Elon Musk so much, why do they still use the platform he owns?
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Time really flies, I remember when he said “25 sitting on $25mil”
Happy birthday to Drake, he turns 40 today 🎈 What's his BEST album?
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lmfaooooo OMG
Just had chipotle, so you know what comes next
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You try to support small businesses and a peanut butter & jelly sandwich $32
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I’m only on TikTok for the comments at this point 😭😭
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My wife pulls these out and I’m going to turn into that little nigga from the wild thornberrys
fishnet socks >>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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BREAKING: Scientists develop technology that allows people to digitally transmit smells across the world, potentially bringing scent to phone calls, video chats, & social media.
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Depends on how well you know dude tbh. If it’s somebody you recently met you definitely need to ask for more details
A man asked me if I wanted to go to Miami with him. I said the request was too up in the air and I needed specifics. The only additional detail he offered were the dates. From a man's perspective, do yall think this was him giving me SPECIFIC DETAILS? Cuz i never responded.
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Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson refuses to pay for PreCheck because skipping the line won’t make the plane land any sooner “I’m not getting that PreCheck, I'm not paying for that sh*t. I have no problem standing in line.” “I can stand in line with everybody else.” “Cause when we get to the gate, even if you get through security before me, you still have to wait in line.” “You board the plane before me. We still get off the same plane. We still land at the same goddamn time.”
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before you hit that doordash button i implore you to try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Sometimes you just need a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
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Name a song where the remix is better than the original.
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Just saved like a million dollars
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Every time you go to the post office the person in front of you has a problem that has never happened before in all of history.
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Young or ziggler
Damn I miss that nigga Dolph
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The first black person to dap a nigga up 🫱🏿‍🫲🏾
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Hi everyone, On October 11, 2026, my mother had passed away. On the behalf of my family and I, we have set up a GoFundMe to raise money for her home going services. Whether you’re able to donate, like, or share, i’ll greatly appreciate it. 🤍 gofund.me/31e5571cc
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nigga don’t manage nothing lmao. can’t even get this nigga to promote his album better.
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well they famously did not turn the titanic around at all
JD Vance on the economy: "You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
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My ancestors dying for *my* right to vote, doesn’t move me. In fact, they shouldn’t have!!
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When Umar is on, he’s on.
Okay @BET this may be an interesting show
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