Freelance reporter contributing to @nypost and @nytimes reporting on celebrity deaths. Featured contributer @yahoosports. Click highlights for a fun time.

Valhalla
Joined May 2021
Tyreek seeing a pregnant woman without a black eye
Let’s make a change
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Hit the waitress with a classic “it was terrible” when she took my clean plate away
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when you're a grower and finally work up the nerve to let her see it soft
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Bill Ari retweeted
How do I cancel an OF subscription? I’m being serious. This idiot flirted with me for THREE hours to get me to sub to her OF page which cost me $3.92. THEN she messaged me on OF - again, first time I’ve ever done this- and told me I could see a lot more for just $19. Enjoy the $4, honey. You literally worked three hours to earn it.
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Mike Ditka saw this and blew his head smooth off 😔
For those here from the Mike Ditka and Ben Johnson kissing video- WE JUST GOT ENAGAGED! 🧡💙🐻⬇️🏈 #beardown #benjohnson #mikeditka #engaged
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Maybe we shouldn't performatively dress up as the elderly and make them perform sex acts on live TV 🤷‍♂️
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He's not a pedophile, he has a BRAIN TUMOR
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Is there a way to reset your algorithm
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Bill Ari retweeted
Happy dick print grey sweat Tuesday.
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“Hey chatgpt dress me up in the traditional costume of the country i look like im from” Hmm sure why not
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We knew you guys were evil but Jesus Christ
❤️‍🩹 EXCLUSIVE: Carrot Top spotted at church weeks after attempting suicide. 📸: Backgrid
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Sources tell me Josh Allen is stable. Please god.
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This is what the 90s were like for those wondering
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❌HALTED❌ by X. It's too spicy to run in X ads, apparently lol Give it a share? We have a battle to win... STREAM "LEAVEN" HERE: open.spotify.com/track/1qmJS…
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sharkie accidentally traumatizing this kid 😭
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