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Life is parallel to hell but I must maintain.

Atlanta, GA
Joined July 2011
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Car Wash Mike retweeted
I ain’t never showed a nigga no video where my dick is present
y’all better stop letting niggas record y’all they b showing they potnas they sextapes 💯💯
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1999 maroon Toyota Camry Le
Ya first car was a ______????
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I’m ngl
Martin Luther King Jr.'s granddaughter voted for the first time yesterday in Georgia. (via @11AliveNews)
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I deleted that tweet about the job offer. Niggas weird man.
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 this app is crazy bruh
Replying to @ImFnLife
Damn daddy that check looking fat, take the job and hit me up when you free to celebrate properly.
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Car Wash Mike retweeted
now if I ring a btch neck like a washcloth I’ll be wrong
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Pay yo rent pussy nigga.
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Let me give ya’ll boys a reality check. If you think you gone pay rent for a bitch and give her what she couldn’t give herself and she won’t give you an attitude about stupid shit….Boy do I have news for you.
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I told that bitch she had nothing to offer but pussy and I didn’t lie.
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I’ve had too many girl friend to count at this point. Bitches just come and go.
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I do this shit nigga.
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I’ve fell in love with 5 women in my lifetime, I don’t have any of that shit in my phone. I’m not cold hearted. I just know when it’s time to let go.
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If I dated you or fell in love with you in the past. I suggest you delete my number out your phone and those pictures/videos!! I deleted them shits and you should move on with your life and do the same .
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Tell that bitch to eat a dick and die slow.
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Car Wash Mike retweeted
all that texting and not fcking it’s a no for me get u a nigga in jail baby
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
now if I ring a btch neck like a washcloth I’ll be wrong
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Car Wash Mike retweeted
.@charliekirk11 GO VOTE NIGGA!!!!!
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Car Wash Mike retweeted
now i see why my ex wanted me in the house… these bitches love me outside
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It feels like it’s a Friday in this bitch I’m so happy🤣🤣🤣
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